people at the liquor store have been saying (churlishly), "Say
Rodge! Are you doing a Blog or what?" I say yes, why?
They say, "because you'd never know it. " I say, that's because I
noticed that the really good condimentrists, like Ann Coulter, only do
one column a week; but that column is always special. The topics
timely, the satire delicious, and facts are aways at least
99% factual; and I agree with everything because it makes sense!"
So they say, "Okay, so where's your weekly column?"
point. Here it is.
I've had a good deal of problem dealing with these people. The
people who are in the news. All of them. All the Democrats
and most of the Republicans are skunks and liars. They should all be
shot. And not just them. If I was the leader I'd go into
every prison and if an inmate had a gang tattoo I'd have them shot
because gang tats are only "worn" by people who've killed someone; so
they're guilty. And I'd shoot everyone in the media too, except for
some. I mean it.
And from now on colleges will only be able to field teams which members
are from their state. The facts are there to support me.
And what's this where we are plagued by endless special interest groups
that subscribe to one cockamamie idea or another? These people,
who are freaks, and who in olden times were just ignored, or openly
ridiculed or shot. Now, if you criticize them, you're the
bad guy. Screw them . The facts will support me in this.
I didn't mention the guy in the White House because it makes me
ill to think about him being there. He's a liar and a crook and
I'd arrest him. And I'd fire Mike Krusheschkee the Duke coach for
being a liar and a cheat.
All girls would have to produce an intact hymen before they are
allowed to register to vote. No more screwing around; it's how out
founding fathers wanted it. We need to get back to basics.
The NRA will be in charge of gun laws since they at least know how to
handle firearms; like our founding fathers.
Muslims are allowed but only if they promise to convert to
Christianity; all the rest will be deported. And drones are
illegal. Flat tax of 11%. IRS abolished. Okay.