Monday, January 18, 2016

KINGSMAN Meet Algore


cinema à la carte                                 

Kingsman: The Secret Service

The FBI had an open position for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were completed, they had narrowed the field down to 3 possible agents.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.'  Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair... we need you to kill her' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.' 

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.' 

Finally, the last man was given the same instructions, to kill his wife. He took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the man, wiping the sweat from his brow. 'Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks' he said. 'I had to strangle that bitch to death'.

Seems they made that joke into a movie.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
I haven't had so much fun since the pigs ate sister.
Samuel L. Jackson plays Al Gore
Reagan technology saves the day
(On HBO)


Chris in NC said...

One of the best movies of the year. An incredible ride. And, the first movie to kill obama on screen. Thought blowing up his inflated head was a nice touch.

Leonard Jones said...

Evan Sayet (The neoconservative comedian) said something very
similar. When talking about his liberal friends, he likened
them to a guy who always said "I hate my wife." This was
in reference to the liberal hatred of America. He said
the guy was only saying that, he has been married to his
wife for 20 years, they have two great kids, etc.

Then one day at a restaurant with that friend, he sees the
man's wife across the street being attacked by a thug, so
he tells him. He responded by saying "She probably deserves
it." It was then that he realized he really did hate his

This was a roundabout way of saying he finally came to the
the conclusion that liberals really do hate Amerivca!

poletax said...

I heard the joke end with, " I had to kill her with a chair."

Anonymous said...

I also enjoyed this movie. I was amazed someone in Hollywood had the guts to lay out the logical conclusion of one who believes the environmental/global warming dogma. Ultimately the only way to achieve their desired outcome is to kill a lot of people.
Luigi Palmieri

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