Saturday, February 06, 2016


I saw an Arab shaking a rug. I just had to ask, "What's wrong Achmed, won't start?"

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.


Anonymous said...

Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed have a management meeting in heaven to discuss how to control world population.

Jesus says, "Another big earthquake then, Gents?"

Mohammed says, "Nah, just kill all the infidels."

Buddha says, "Don't kill anyone; we must love all living beings, except pedophiles!"

Jesus says, "OK, let's just kill all the pedophiles!"

Mohammed says, "There you go again Jesus, wanting to wipe out all the Muslims!"


DougM said...

Aren't you s'post'a shake demons out of your rug before you pray?
…and fleas.

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