Thursday, February 04, 2016

Been there ...

Boy: Hi.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: I said hi, not suck my dick.


Kim du Toit said...

Woman: "Does that pickup line work on ANY women?"
Man: "Just the pretty ones..."
Woman: "You're too old!"
Man: "And you're too fat. But life is all about compromises..."
Woman: "Are you hitting on me?"
Man: "It's called flirting, and it's something grownups do."
Woman: "You're creeping me out."
Man: "Wait a minute. I'm getting judged by someone wearing that strange outfit?"
Woman: "I have a boyfriend."
Man: "I have an uncle named Fred."
Woman: "What?"
Man: "Oh I'm sorry. I thought you wanted to talk about irrelevant stuff."

I got millions more...

Anonymous said...

I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, 'If you lost a few pounds, had a shave, got your hair cut, and dressed better, you'd look all right.' I said, 'If I did that, I'd be talking to your good looking friend over there.'

Ralph Gizzip said...

Charlie Brown looks down his pants and says, "I've got one of these."

Lucy lifts up her dress and says, "I've got one of these and with it I can get all of those I want."

DougM said...

I said, "My duck is sick."

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