Tuesday, February 09, 2016

Pop gun crooks

In Pensacola, Florida, suspect, Jarell Blackmon used a fake pistol to rob a food mart. He cleaned out the cash register and made off with ten cartons of cigarettes before the cashier used a real gun to shoot him. TRUE


Esteve said...

You really can be killed by an airsoft gun.

Anonymous said...

So he really didn't "make off" with the cash and smokes, did he?

He tried to steal smokes and got smoked instead. Ha ha! What a shame!
Sic semper latrones!

Remember, it's still armed robbery even if the gun was fake, or unloaded, or just a finger in a pocket simulating a gun. You still go to the Graybar Hotel, if you're lucky enough to not get justifiably shot by your intended victim.

(Unless, of course, you're just a poor, oppressed minority who got "caught up in the justice system", and look like the son Obama would have, if he had one.)

Ann Hedonia & Sam Paku

Sonoboy said...

The mind of a 'progressive' would probably think "Hey. It's an Airsoft gun, so that makes this a 'soft' crime. Certainly not worth being shot with a HATEFUL real gun that shoots HATEFUL real bullets!"

Even though inanimate objects contain no hate, or any emotion, for that matter.

Anonymous said...

Well, the cashier can always say, "I never INTENDED to shoot him -- the gun just WENT OFF somehow!"

Anonymous said...

Apu 1, A$$hole 0.

poletax said...

I love happy endings.

pdwalker said...

Kim would call this a "righteous shoot". He'd be right.

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