Wednesday, March 09, 2016

Coulter:SPRINGTIME FOR PUNDITS

Hitler's Mustache                           






Consider the following:


-- Adolf Hitler held gigantic rallies, where he inspired millions with rousing speeches. Donald Trump holds gigantic rallies, where he inspires millions with rousing speeches.

-- Adolf Hitler talked about making his country great again. Donald Trump talks about making his country great again.

-- Adolf Hitler promised military victories. Donald Trump promises military victories.

-- Adolf Hitler had a loyal and overweight henchman, Hermann Goering. Donald Trump has a loyal and overweight henchman, Chris Christie.

-- Adolf Hitler blamed a specific group of immigrants for all the nation's problems (Ed: Jews weren't immigrants -- Close enough!). Donald Trump blames a specific group of immigrants for all the nation's problems.

-- Adolf Hitler vowed to build a wall (Ed: Wait a minute -- when did Hitler talk about a wall? Shhhh! Nevermind!) Donald Trump vows to build a wall.

-- Adolf Hitler was a teetotaler. Donald Trump is a teetotaler.

-- Adolf Hitler had a hobby that he enjoyed very much (painting). Donald Trump has a hobby that he enjoys very much (golf).

-- Adolf Hitler had an opulent home in the city as well as a country home, "The Berghof" in Berchtesgaden. Donald Trump has an opulent home in the city as well as a country home, "Mar-a-Lago" in Palm Beach.

-- Adolf Hitler was involved with a woman from Central Europe, Eva Braun. Donald Trump is married to a woman from Central Europe, Melania Knauss.

-- Adolf Hitler had a pact with the Soviet Union from 1939 to 1941; Donald Trump said nice things about Russian president Vladimir Putin.

-- Adolf Hitler required all non-Jewish, German civilians to greet one another with a rigid right-arm salute, while exclaiming "Heil!" or "Heil Hitler!" Donald Trump has asked audiences to promise to vote for him by raising their hands, which is the PRECISELY same thing.

-- Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian; Donald Trump has never smoked.

-- Adolf Hitler forcibly annexed Czechoslovakia. Donald Trump tried to merge two casinos in Atlantic City.

-- Adolf Hitler invested hundreds of millions of dollars on German aviation to upgrade the Luftwaffe. Donald Trump has invested hundreds of millions of dollars in private jets.

-- Adolf Hitler never had any children, but if he had, they would probably have been blond. Both of Donald Trump's daughters are blond.

-- Adolf Hitler's favorite food was liver dumplings, a dish very similar to meatloaf. (Ed.: They're not remotely similar. No one knows that.) Donald Trump's favorite food is meatloaf.

Need more convincing?

5 comments:

toadold said...

Speaking of the Queen:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/6986518/Queen-hailed-as-a-backer-of-Brexit.html
Next the Life Guards storm Parliament, restore Monarch?

Sonoboy said...

Ann! You do such excellent research, but this time you missed the obvious clue. Both Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump have names with ELEVEN LETTERS! We're doomed to repeat the past, for sure!

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Oh SH-T!

Anonymous said...

And have you ever noticed that they have never been seen together? Hmmmmmm.......
Tim

Sonoboy said...

Holy Cow! Camille Paglia does a 180 on her assessment of Donald Trump. Although Bernie is still her favorite...

http://www.salon.com/writer/camille_paglia/

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