Monday, March 28, 2016

Textual Relations


Metzger



POSTED FROM MY BATHROOM


3 comments:

Sonoboy said...

ORANGE is the NEW PANTSUIT
(Fiction, but I can dream, can't I?)

Hillary's, it's said, gettin' queazy,
The slog to the Whitehouse, not easy.
Ol' Bern has hung in
She thought him 'has been'
Maybe it's time to do sleazy.

And Bill's the sleaze connoisseur
He mastered the political tour
But Bill's in decline
Some say 'Past his prime'
So, how to take Bern out, for sure?

It's time for the Vince Foster gang
It's been ages, and no one has sang
So, a phone call is placed
It's time to lay waste
To this grey socialist windbag. BANG!

But the one thing she couldn't have known
Was the backdoor to her iPhone
Kept the Russians, Chinese,
FBI wannabes
Dialed in to the plot that she'd sown.

The Federal boys soon won the day
They had her cold. What could she say?
She sung at the trial
She shouldn't have dialed
And her White House turned into grey.

Anonymous said...

C'est merveilleux . . . et parfait.

Excelsior, Sonoboy.

Juice said...

Ringing them loud and clear with that meme! Will no one ever remove the Clintons from our room?!

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