Friday, April 22, 2016


  1.  If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim. 
  2.  If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you cannot afford shoes, You may be a Muslim. 
  3.  If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim. 
  4.  If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim. 
  5.  If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide, You may be a Muslim. 
  6.  If you cannot think of anyone you have not declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim. 
  7. . If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim. 
  8.  If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.


Juice said...

WoW! Good one. If women are for babies and men and animals for fun, you may be a Muslim.

toadold said...

If you consider generations of 1st cousins marrying 1st cousins until the average I. Q. is below 80 is OK, and you have to have someone read things for you, you may be a Muslim.

Anonymous said...

If you worship a "god" who smiles on the wholesale slaughter of innocents…

Caballero Andante

theo said...

If you ignore your country's Christian heritage and say publicly that the "future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam." You are a muslim and likely from Kenya.....

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