Friday, April 29, 2016

Two Liner

"I got married so I could get laid 3 or 4 times a week." 
 "Wow. That's the reason why I got divorced!"


Anonymous said...

As a dear friend once said about marriage, "Sometimes the fuckin' ya get ain't worth the fuckin' ya get!"
Moo-lin-yan Nabo-li-don

rickn8or said...

"Alimony" is defined as "the fucking you're getting for the fucking you got."

Anonymous said...

Having dealt with victims (mostly male) of our family court, alimony, equitable distribution, whatever you want to call it, comes down to you paying for some dudes lay. Bizzaro pimping.

Rip Tide said...

Support Catch and Release... Get A Divorce !

Anonymous said...

The third stage a marriage is hallway sex.

Stage One. Sex anywhere and everywhere.

Stage Two. Pretty much just in the bedroom.

Stage Three. Hallway sex. You pass each other in the hallway and both snarl 'F*ck you!'

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