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            Friday, April 22, 2016

Alright dammit! Enough is enough.
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            But, will it sing Melancholy Baby? Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 4/22/2016 07:32:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (8) | Send This Post | HOME


Writing in Righteous Indignation, Breitbart noted that, “the left doesn’t win its battles in debate. It doesn’t have to. In the 21st century, media is everything. The left wins because it controls the narrative. The narrative is controlled by the media. The left is the media and narrative is everything.”
Yeah, we're definitely not in Kansas anymore...
The first time I tried one of those atomic toilets was in a new yawk hotel. My first, last and current impression? IFUCKINGGOTTAHAVEONE .
Guys: never, EVER, press the button labeled 'ATR' if you're sitting on one of the newer models.

It stands for 'Automatic Tampon Remover', and you'll have to retrieve your p**** from the trash container.
The toilets in Japan all have these features. It was weird at first, but so much better. I know, I know, you're thought is: it's just a weird Japanese tentacle pron fixation. It's actually a highly engineered solution from a society that has a major problem with an aging population and a low birth rate.
I got to tour the TOTO production line south of Atlanta several years ago with an engineer friend. Impressive. They had robots handling unfired vitreous clay toilets. Which might be one reason why even crapper manufacturing jobs is in the crapper.

I'll be here all week...
ideas for special models that would target a specific demographic
a…A bidet designed especially for men, The Ball-Tickler 3000

b…A bidet designed for women with a little extra “junk-in-the-trunk,” The Ba-Donk-A-Det.
c...The model for those a little OCD about their undercarriage cleanliness, The All-Det.
d…The model for fans of the Pink Panther, (you kinda need to sing this one) The Bidet, Bidet, Bidet Bidet Bidet, Bidet, Bidet Bideeeeettttttt…..
What the Nipple Whisperer says,

Heated seats, warm cleansing water, forest sounds to hide your grunting and farting.

If that's not a slice of heaven, I don't know what is.

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