"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"I am hard at work, trying to get the comments to print in this box. Testing... Testing.... Testing"
"You idiot! You air dropped the wrong brand of tooth paste on N. Korea." , "Since this was based on semantic trick, as fearless leader says, "What difference does it make?"
More groan worthy:What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?Jumping off a Paris bridge indicates you are probably in Seine.Luigi
yur on the payroll luigi
Don't worry. When Bernie Sanders is president only Tom's of Maine toothpaste will be allowed. You will not be able to buy it.
"What we need is a slugger who can hit 60 home runs a season", said Tom, ruthlessly.
What do you call people who believe in water baptism?Jehovah's Wetnesses.
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