Monday, May 02, 2016


When my toothpaste dropped to the ground, I was crestfallen.


toadold said...

"You idiot! You air dropped the wrong brand of tooth paste on N. Korea." , "Since this was based on semantic trick, as fearless leader says, "What difference does it make?"

Anonymous said...

More groan worthy:

What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Jumping off a Paris bridge indicates you are probably in Seine.


Rodger the Real King of France said...

yur on the payroll luigi

JLW III said...

Don't worry. When Bernie Sanders is president only Tom's of Maine toothpaste will be allowed. You will not be able to buy it.

Anonymous said...

"What we need is a slugger who can hit 60 home runs a season", said Tom, ruthlessly.

BlogDog said...

What do you call people who believe in water baptism?

Jehovah's Wetnesses.

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