Sunday, May 08, 2016

"My god! She's your sister!" (West Virginia)

Famous Mom Sayings

*If everyone else jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?
*Don't talk with your mouth full.
*Clean up your room, it looks like a tornado hit!
*Do you think I was born yesterday?
*Because I said so, that's why!
*It's too expensive
* Money doesn't grow on trees
* Look at me when I'm talking to you!
*Don't use that tone with me.
* Don't make me come in there.
* I'm coming in there right now!
* Don't make me come in there again!
* Who do you think you are?
* Just wait until your father gets home.
* Stop fighting or I'll turn this car right around.

* What part of 'no' don't you understand?
* I don't care who started it.
*Your face is going to freeze like that
* Your eyes will snap that way
* No one said life is fair
* Beds are for sleeping in, not jumping on
* Go wash your hands
* Eat you vegetables
* Do you want your mouth washed out with soap?
* Who taught you that word?
* Tell your sister you're sorry
* Tell your brother you're sorry
* "I don't know" is not the answer
*Don't you run from me
*I love you to pieces


Anonymous said...


DougM said...

• Why can't you be a doctor like your cousin?
• You call that a Mother's Day present.
• Go ask your Father.
• Quit wearing my high heels, son.
• I found these under your mattress.
• 3..2..1..
• So help me…
• Well, she looks like a slut.
• You're late. No dinner for you.
• No

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Cunning. per usual.

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