"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"Trump should re-nominate Jim Comey as FBI Director just to watch the Democrats change positions on him again."
New guy at Harvard: "Excuse me, could you please tell me where the Student Union is at?"Upperclassman: "Here at Hahvahd, we do not end our sentences with a preposition."New Guy: "Oh, I'm sorry. Could you please tell me where the Student Union is at, Asshole?"
Four stars Stu!
I was going to read to my little brother at bedtime so I selected a book and went upstairs to his room. He looked at what I'd picked and said, "What did you bring the book I didn't want to be read to out of up for?"
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