"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
New guy at Harvard: "Excuse me, could you please tell me where the Student Union is at?"Upperclassman: "Here at Hahvahd, we do not end our sentences with a preposition."New Guy: "Oh, I'm sorry. Could you please tell me where the Student Union is at, Asshole?"
Four stars Stu!
I was going to read to my little brother at bedtime so I selected a book and went upstairs to his room. He looked at what I'd picked and said, "What did you bring the book I didn't want to be read to out of up for?"
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