"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Tuesday, May 03, 2016
PENN TELLER DO PETA
Jerry Vlasak: I think that violence
and non-violence are not moral principles - they're tactics.
Violence and non-violence are not moral principles - they're tactics.
Penn: Sweet evil
Jesus! What did he say?
Jerry Vlasak: Violence and non-violence are not moral principles
- they're tactics.
Penn: "Ethical," my achin' ass!
[On PETA's usage of
Holocaust footage for its campaigns].
Dennis Prager: We have a generation here in America, of young people,
who don't know what evil is [cf. generations past]. They've never
suffered. They don't know Nazism. They don't know Communism. They don't
know torture, concentration camps, or death squads. And so they're so
naive, that they think the worst evil is done to animals and the
Penn: The PETA you
know would outlaw fishing, circuses, dog shows, horseback riding and
zoos. They even oppose using service animals like eye-dogs for the
blind. Fucking blind bastards torturing those dogs! In PETA, there's no
room for Kentucky Fried Chicken, or the Kentucky Derby. See you, Shamu!
And forget about smearing honey all over your fuck buddy, because even
bees are persecuted by the man. And pets are forbidden in PETA's world
too. That's right! No pets. Hey all you pet lovers who donate to PETA,
feel like a sucker yet?
Ted Nugent: Hey, Ingrid! BLOW ME!
Penn: We're not
tease or abuse the bull. He doesn't have a cute name like Elsie, or
Moo-Moo, or Heiferlips. His name is Dave. Nothing funny about that. We
wouldn't do anything to this animal that we wouldn't do to ourselves.
[Penn applies a branding iron to Teller's right buttock.]. Teller: [off-camera]
Mother-FUCKER! Penn: Hey! Cool,
Dave, he can talk!
Penn: Ethical means
or proper which differs for every person, it's something to discuss.
It's not an absolute. It just sounds nice, it's like 'pro-choice' and
'pro-life', I mean- c'mon! Everyone is pro-choice and pro-life. It's
for or against abortion that your group is about. And who wouldn't
wanna treat animals ethically, anyway. Nobody gets off slapping their
monkey or choking their chicken or roughing up their clam.
Penn: What shows
this!? Is HBO running a show called “Horse Shit” or “Crocka Shit”? What
other shit shows are there out there? We rule shit!
Penn: In just a
after animals were released, they would be back in animal prison for
trespassing, failure to pay their taxes, assaulting people- and each
other, and for fucking and shitting all over the shitty, fuckin' place!
evil are PeTA? Very.
What really got me was seeing PeTA terrorists convicted of multiple
felonies for arson being allowed to address kids in school.
One final experiment. If anybody watches this video, and at its
conclusion can say they did not want to strangle Ingrid Newkirk every
time she spoke, please tell me. Because, I don't think it's
but what do I know?