A Dirty Joke from the 14th Century
(for Juice)
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The joke comes to us from Jean de Conde of
Hainaut, born 1275: A game of truth-telling is
being played at court by a Queen and her retinue. A knight is asked by
the Queen if he has fathered any children; he is forced to admit that
he has not.
The Queen nods in assent, saying "you do not have the look of a man who could please his mistress when you hold her naked in your arms. For your beard is little more than the kind of fuzz that ladies have in certain places, and it is easy to tell from the state of the hay whether the pitchfork is any good." On his turn, the knight asks "Lady, answer me without deceit. Is there hair between your legs?" When she replies, "none at all", he comments, "Indeed I do believe you, for grass does not grow on a well-beaten path." |
scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Monday, July 25, 2016
14th century joke
Rodger the Real King of France
7/25/2016 10:37:00 AM
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- Juice said...
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Jolly good! And, she had that coming. oh...
- 7/25/16, 2:41 PM
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My favorite James Bond line:
James Bond: Weren’t you a blonde when I came in?
Tiffany Case: Could be.
James Bond: I tend to notice little things like that – whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette.
Tiffany Case: Which do you prefer?
James Bond: Well, as long as the collar and cuffs match…
Tim - 7/25/16, 4:34 PM
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Q. What's the last sound a pubic hair makes before it hits the ground?
A. "Ptui!"
Moo-lin-yan Nabo-li-don
- 7/25/16, 10:37 PM
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