Saturday, August 20, 2016

Bond Crap

Is the Bond movie "Man With The Golden Gun" the worst movie ever made? The answer is yes.


Unknown said...

No, the worst movie ever was Run Bitch Run! It may be the
worst Bond movie ever, but that would elevate the Remington
Steele Bond films to a level they do not deserve. Casting
Pierce Brosnan as James Bond was like casting Pee Wee
Herman as the Terminator.

I have seen them all from the original Casino Royale to
the current Bond. Brosnan's Bond was so infused with way
too much cartoonish buffoonery to be watchable. I will
go so far as to say Man With The Golden Gun was the worst
Roger Moore bond though!

jlw said...

perhaps the worst Bond movie, but the worst movie ever? my vote goes to 1941's "Billy the Kid Meets the Vampires" (not to be confused with Billy the Kid meets Dracula)

Jon said...

Sorry but Mosquito Coast is the worst movie ever.

Anonymous said...

Brosnan always looks like someone is holding a very small turd under his nose. Yeah, I stole it from Robin Williams, sue me. I thought Pearl Harbor with the two beta males was the worst ever. All it needed to round it out was Nick Cage and Woody Harrelson. -Anymouse

bocopro said...

Slightly off-topic . . . I've come to believe that the worst attempt at drama in the past 50 years has been that Dick Van Dyke travesty DIAGNOSIS MURDER.

Worst casting, worst writing, worst acting, worst case of cinematographic nepotism EVAH, even though Victoria Rowell might be a total fox token.

I'd rather watch a 3rd grade class try to interpret Richard III or King Lear than another episode of that campy burlesque masquerading as a who-dun-it.

DougM said...

No, Hunger Games was.

Skoonj said...

I always thought Plan 9 From Outer Space was the worst. Guess I was misinformed.

Anonymous said...

But The Hunger Games is a brilliant depiction of our government by the end of Hillary's reign. The freaks are in place, they just need to goofy hair. -Anymouse

toadold said...

"Sign of the Conqueror" staring John Wayne. Rumor has it he bought up every reel he could and destroyed them.

poletax said...

Sorry guys, I win.
" Human Centipede"

Juice said...

Worst movie ever was, Wind Talkers. Great title to expect a story about historic WWII Navajo language code, but actually a pathetic attempt to showcase talent-less Nicolas Cage.

Also, I may stand alone but my favorite post Sean Connery Bond was Timothy Dalton. Go ahead, I can take it.

SA-X4 said...

"Manos The hands of Fate." is by far the worst movie ever made.

toadold said...

Some movies are bad but they are funny, campy. A number of low budget horror movies full into this category. Then there are high budget Hollywood movies that are so bad they can't be watched by anyone with an IQ greater than a planarian's

Kaptain Krude said...

"Plan 9 from Outer Space" is supposed to be the worst film ever made. However, there is a movie worse than that.

"Manos, Hand of Fate" is labeled by the crew at MST3K as the worst movie ever made. However, there is a movie worse than that.

"Howard The Duck" is widely regarded as the worst movie ever made. However, there is a movie much worse than that. That movie is...

"The Man With The Iron Fists" is, hands down, the worst movie ever made. If you've never seen it, and pray that you never do, it "stars" RZA as the titular character, along with Russell Crowe and Lucy Liu. No, they aren't rip-offs like Dru Barrymore or Olivia Wilder or Michael J. Cox or Britney Rears or Nikki Sexx or Bella Reece or Daisy Dukes or... well, you get the idea. No, this is Russell Crowe from "A Beautiful Mind" and "Gladiator" and "3:10 to Yuma". This is Lucy Liu from "Kill Bill" and "Charlie's Angels" and "Elementary".

Granted, there is a sequel, but there is no way in the world I will ever watch it. That's how bad this movie is.

Anonymous said...

The worst movie ever was the second Indiana Jones movie.
It gets excused because of the action sequences.
But watch it again, and listen to the dialogue. There's not a single non-cringeworthy line. Not one.

Mike C said...

I agree - worst Bond movie ever - perhaps tied with Casino.

For me there's a tie as to the worst movie ever - "Exit the Dragon", effectively a documentary on Bruce Lee's death. The very first movie I ever walked out on when I was stationed in Alaska and there was nothing for a poor enlisted guy to do but drink and go to the movies.. the other worst movie was "Reds" - the other movie I walked out on.

There was another flic in Anchorage that was pretty bad that I'll never admit to seeing. It was off base, and was more of a'vignette'.. nuff said on that! If you were enlisted and stationed at Ft. Richardson, you know the one i'm talking about.

Anonymous said...

"Highlander 2: The Quickening"
(drops mic)

-Reverend Jim

El Jefe said...

Caddyshack 2. Horrible.

Golden Gun is by far the worst Roger Moore Bond film (who, in turn, edges out George Lazenby as the worst Bond). Her Majesty's Secret Service is WORST.BOND.FILM.

BTW: I'm a Daniel Craig guy. So, grain of salt and all that.

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