"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
A man gets a call from his wife's doctor. The doctor says, "I'm sorry, but we lost the results from your wife's tests. We don't know if she has AIDS or Alzheimer's."The man says, "Oh No! What should I do?"The doctor says, "Well, drop her off downtown. If she can find her way back home, don't fuck her!"Moo-lin-yan Nabo-li-don
That's another joke that, first heard, left me gasping for air.
I got a million of 'em. For example: One advantage of Alzheimer's is that you never have to watch reruns on TV.I think my granny has Alzheimer's. She called me Frank when my name is actually Sam. So either she has Alzheimer's, or she's thinking of somebody else when we have sex.
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