Friday, September 23, 2016

Shopping w/ Deplorable Helly


Anonymous said...

Where's the barf bag, defibrillator, diazepam injector and ventilator? Helly's preps for transporting Her Filthiness are very lax.
Gooooo Helly!! Stick her in the freezer with the other turkeys.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Helly of the basket said...

Well well well. I never saw that basket of deplorable coming. Lovie is highly amused.

I have another treat for you — underwater gunplay. Oh yes.

Plus, there's a flying glimpse of the north end of our tropical island paradise at 3:33 mark.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Horry clap! That was amazing. Have you eaten lion fish?

Anonymous said...

Holy smokes Helly, ya know how many of those I can sell down in Weeki Wachee? I'll bet the FWC will have kittens when they see this. -Anymouse

Helly said...

I knew you'd like that video.

No doubt FWC heads are exploding. But realistically, I think 40 inches of ½ inch stainless steel spear has more effective range. I got this trigger fish with a lucky shot at 22 feet while decompressing.

Yes, I have eaten lion fish ceviche on a spearfishing excursion. (Have to keep up my strength.) Like perch. I have never speared one: I'm afraid of the spines and it takes some manipulation to get a fish off a barbed spear. But my larger gun has a spike on the business end and I have jabbed a few.

Here's one I photographed in the Dry Tortugas.

Anonymous said...

Never again will I speak disparagingly of "Combat Tupperware".

Anonymous said...

Nice trigger Helly, skewered em good. Today is the last day of scallop season, I'm so happy. It's safe to get back on the water. -Anymouse

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