Since it started raining all my girlfriend has done is look through the window
If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in. |
scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Saturday, September 10, 2016
Since it started raining
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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7 comments:
- Juice said...
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Touche'! - 9/10/16, 12:41 PM
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That's a shot in the foot, regardless of who's holding the gun.
- 9/10/16, 2:01 PM
- toadold said...
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As the marshal walked down the street with his badge pinned to his chest, you could tell he was a tough man/
'Cause he wasn't wearing a shirt. - 9/10/16, 4:47 PM
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Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Tonto, disguised as a locked door, had his knob shot off.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick - 9/10/16, 8:30 PM
- toadold said...
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Tonto not knowing the Lone Ranger had disguised himself as a pool table, racked his balls.
- 9/10/16, 8:47 PM
- DougM said...
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*heh*
That joke works for dogs, cats, kids, and doddering grandparents, too. - 9/10/16, 9:20 PM
- toadold said...
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On the back of a biker's shirt:
"If you can read this the bitch fell off." - 9/11/16, 8:45 AM