I got caught wanking while sniffing the underwear of my friend's mother.
It wouldn't have been so bad if she wasn't wearing them at the time.
He went fucking ballistic.
Sure as hell made the rest of her funeral really awkward for the both of us.
Saturday, December 17, 2016
a real foe pa
Rodger the Real King of France 12/17/2016 05:40:00 PM 2 Comments
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "