Saturday, March 05, 2016

Stop this fucker, I wan't off

Today in Guns

Ralph Cramden and Mr. Trump

Via cuzzin Ricky.  I would wager however that if the Cramden's had Trump to choose over any of today's "Democrats," he would win in a landslide.



Dear American liberals, leftists ...

My girlfriend MoSup sent me this "separation agreement" that's been around, in various forms, for a few years. It doesn't matter whether John J. Wall is the author, or even a real person.  What matters is that it resonated with so many people that it went, and is still going, viral. USA UAS USA

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is our separation agreement:
  • --Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
  • --We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
  • --You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. --Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
  • --We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.
  • --You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.
  • --We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
  • --You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.
  • --We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.
  • --We'll keep Bill O'Reilly, and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
  • --You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
  • --You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
  • --We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
  • --You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
  • --We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
  • --You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.
  • --We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National anthem."
  • --I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".
  • --We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
  • --Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & ( Hanoi ) Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

*sigh* Hillary

There was no permanent, Senate-confirmed inspector general at any point during Clinton’s tenure at State. Despite its own repeated pledges of transparency and bipartisan pleas from Congress, the Obama administration declined to nominate an official IG until five months after Clinton had left office. By then, she had become the only secretary of state to serve without the oversight of a permanent inspector general since the position was created in 1957. Read more
The Hillary Clinton campaign has gone on the attack against the government official who conducts oversight of the State Department she used to run, accusing him of partisanship and misconduct without any direct evidence.


This is not the first time Team Clinton has accused a federal inspector general of trying to foil her presidential ambitions. In January, the campaign publicly accused the inspector general of the intelligence community of acting in concert with two Republican senators to leak details of now-classified information found on her private e-mail server. This week, the Clinton campaign set its sights on Steve Linick, who has served as the State Department’s inspector general since 2013.


This is just precious; she's attacking State's Obama Administration appointed IG (after congress finally demanded that new State head John Kerry nominate someone).  Let me point out that if Donald Trump was accused of taking kick-backs, perjury, bank fraud, violation of every campaign law extant, theft of White house property, real estate fraud, and any other impropriety you'd care to nameeven with all that, he would still be under the shadow of Hillary Clinton's well documented criminal past.  So STFU about Trump, or anyone else for that matter.