Friday, February 17, 2017

short gun story

General Petty Officer 5th Class Skyhawker Doug


toadold said...

That brought a smile to my face...I guess I'm just a bad person.

Anonymous said...

Old jokes. Punch line only.

From the far end of the bar a high pitched voice said 'I will if you promise not to me like that'.


Anonymous said...

WTF, Tim?? Didja leave something out?

If ya want jokes that stand on the punchline alone, try

"Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!"
"No, No, Nurse! I said 'Prick his BOIL'!"

Phil N. LeBlanc

toadold said...

She asked for some felt so I felt her.
I don't work there anymore.

Anonymous said...

"No, Silver! I said 'Bring the POSSE'!"

"Ja, except dese Fokkers vas Messerschmitts!"

"You think YOU'RE Thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith!"

A rooster clucks defiance.

The Italian girls wear FAKE jewelry but have REAL orgasms!

Unknown said...

Raise the drawbridge...raise the drawbridge.

Ace said...

"What The Fuck Did The Turkey Do?"

"Mithuth Thmith Fell Down"

"They all did!"

"We know EXACTLY how many people went down on the Titanic"

"God doesn't want to be Michael Dell."

"We have lots of Popes, but you're the first lawyer."

toadold said...

"It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets." Some link on Instapundit.

Unknown said...

OK, this is more an encapsulated joke than a "stand-alone punchline", but here goes:

"That gargantuan marble edifice atop the hill overlooking all of Heaven, with enormous columns, all festooned with rainbows, dancing Teddy Bears and other Grateful Dead motifs? No, that's not Jerry Garcia's house -- that's God's house!"

Unknown said...

I thought of another one that relates more to the original "short gun story". Skoonj may remember this as the last line of a story told by Jean Shepherd (about life in rural Alaska):

So the mother says to her son: "How many times have your father and I told you we don't want you going up to the fishin' hole packing that .45? If we've told you once, we've told you a thousand times: You are NOT to go up there with that .45! Do you understand? This is for your own good, so DO NOT disobey us! We don't want you EVER going up there with anything less than a .30-06!"

toadold said...

We commentators are rather old or spent too much time at summer camps. The Boy Scouts were especially bad. Some ass hole was always pissing on campfires.

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