So, I'm taking a series of breathing checks and the nurse says "in and out in and out ... faster faster ... that's better, in and out..." and I started laughing and we had to start over and I think she knew what I was thinking. I'm ashamed.
(As we speak)
scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Wednesday, March 15, 2017
Oh! YES YES YES
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8 comments:
- cato said...
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Well, if you are hard at work, you may wish to see that nurse again.
- 3/15/17, 2:13 PM
- pdwalker said...
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Congratulations, it's clear your mind is still healthy.
- 3/15/17, 2:43 PM
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My RKOF&S is back!
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick - 3/15/17, 10:07 PM
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Yeah...yeah...you were ashamed...but was she cute?!
- 3/16/17, 2:29 AM
- Rodger the Real King of France said...
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All women are cute in the proper circumstance. Oui?
- 3/16/17, 8:59 AM
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Your Highness... A few days ago I would have agreed with that statement.
However, I now have to argue that that is not always the case.
I present to you "Exhibit A".
(God bless 'em all.)
http://acidcow.com/pics/88469-what-prostitutes-looked-like-in-the-1940s-14-pics.html
- 3/16/17, 10:44 AM
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A hooker says 'Go faster, go faster!'
A mistress says 'Go slower, go slower'
A wife says 'Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.'
Tim - 3/16/17, 6:35 PM
- The Old Man said...
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Got the same verbiage from the pulmonary nurse. Laughed so hard we had to restart it twice.
- 3/18/17, 3:09 PM