Monday, May 15, 2017

And the nominee is ...

nominating 2017's most feckless, vainglorious, sycophantic, stupid, and otherwise toxic examples of today's political left

After years of hard work and studying, Trayvon Martin has earned a well deserved bachelor’s degree in aeronautical science from Florida Memorial University

According to this article from the New York Times, Trayvon Martin was just awarded a bachelor’s degree in aeronautical science from Florida Memorial University.

Martin worked very hard to earn this degree.

For example, after a school security camera showed Martin marking graffiti, a search of his backpack showed that it contained 12 pieces of women’s jewelry, including silver wedding rings, and earrings with diamonds. The backpack also had a screwdriver, which is often used as a tool by burglars. Martin said that the jewelry belonged to a friend, but refused to say who that friend was. It’s nice that Martin has such an interest in geology and metallurgy. It’s also a good sign of Martin’s moral character that he protected his friend.

In addition, testing showed that there was THC, the active ingredient in marijuana, in Martin’s system. This is exactly the kind of thing that pilots need in order to safely transport their passengers.

Furthermore, Martin broke George Zimmerman’s nose, and smashed Zimmerman’s head against the concrete. There are very few pilots who have ever managed to achieve this much bodily harm to Zimmerman.

Based on all of these accomplishments, I’m certain that Martin will make an excellent pilot. I can’t wait to have him as my pilot the next time I go on vacation.

I’m sure that Martin’s degree will greatly enhance the reputation of Florida Memorial University, as well as increase the prestige and earning potential of its graduates. [Continued]

It will be hard to beat this inaugural  nominee, but my money's on lefty dickweeds to top themselves. Stay tuned. 


Skoonj said...

Published here DAILY.

toadold said...

I'm trying to remember how many decades ago they closed the insane asylums and turned them loose on the streets. They were dangerous on the streets and then they were placed in jails and prisons were they may or may not be medicated. Now they seem to be employed by Colleges and Universities or helping out the Democrats.

Skoonj said...

Toadold, it was October 31, 1963 that President Kennedy signed PL88-164, which resulted in the closing of the asylums and opening of "community treatment centers".

The final bill JFK signed into law before he was shot (the "Mental Retardation Facilities and Community Mental Health Centers Construction Act of 1963", signed October 31, 1963.) ended the practice of involuntarily hospitalizing the mentally ill. They were sprung. Thereafter we have the homeless. Prior to this, there were far fewer and they were called bums.

The mentally ill were to be cared for in community care centers rather than mental hospitals. Naturally, the left supplied the people to man the centers, people of questionable qualification. But that left them on the streets instead of in the hospitals. And the care centers skimmed appropriated money from the government for their leftist organizations and the Democrat Party.

Since then the Democrats were able to levy the homeless into endless graft, as well as blame the Republicans for it.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Succinct,true, five stars

Anonymous said...

For five years I worked one street east and just north of the freeway, in Treyvons hood. FMU is in Opa Locka, just beside the Opa Locka triangle. The triangle is mostly indescribable. It's like driving into Somalia. The crime there never makes the news, it is pure inhumanity. Compared to the neighbors, ole Treyvon might be a shining example of success. -Anymouse

Esteve said...

You know what FMU grads will do for a living? Teach kids in Florida schools.

Anonymous said...

In my Miami tenure, being just two blocks south of Carol City High (Treyvons skoo) I saw two teachers murdered. Helicopters were at least a weekly event over the school and the locals complained that their school was just a "taxpayer funded gang headquarters". But they had a nationally ranked HS football team, so.... It's all good right? They commonly graduate, go play college ball, come home and get shot to all hell. Wash, rinse, repeat. Its rough on the Democrat plantation. -Anymouse

Anonymous said...

"It will be hard to beat this inaugural nominee, but my money's on lefty dickweeds to top themselves. Stay tuned."

"Lefty Dickweeds". That'd be a funny name, kinda like "Turd Ferguson".

Moo-lin-yan Nabo-li-don

Anonymous said...

Trayvon was worth more dead than alive to his parents.

cato said...

Yep, truly a rocket scientist.
His family now has the paper to prove it.

Anonymous said...

What flavor ice cream is used in a "fried chicken sundae?"

- General Petty Officer Fifth Class Skyhawker Doug

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