"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Tuesday, June 13, 2017
A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Brand new 2016 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8
engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom
matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba”
floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with
navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power
outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a
small scratch on the drivers door.
At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.