"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
There was a cat involved.
Heisenberg is back!
I was just thinking about the cause, and an overweight cat was high on the list of possibilities.
perhaps Schrödinger's cat?
How many times do I have to tell you not to bang your cup on the table?
We're still trying to figure out why you spell it "mourning" and WTF that's supposed to mean.
At least the Lladro's survived.
What does morning mean to you? Oh, I see. It's not your loss.
I'll bet she doesn't serve kale again!!!
"Honey! We have a whole new set of glasses!"
Mumbletypeg works best on wooden tables.Cats with crampons, never indoors! Besides they have their own.Rule with an iron fist is a metaphor.I asked for the document stapler, not the rooofing stapler.I told you, no fidgetspinners at dinner.--mech
Hit it, Guy!I Love To Bumpity Bump On A Bumpy Road With You
Sex. It usually involves sex.
I didn't realize it was a tabletop, and thought that somehow Hillary had been elected. To something. Glass ceilings and all that.
Damn West Point ring-knockers again.Sir H the Comet
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