scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Wednesday, November 15, 2017
Joke found in a book from 1940
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
6 comments:
- Tom said...
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You left me hanging with the Mozart Hayden joke!
- 11/15/17, 11:58 AM
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Tom, hanging here too. Consolation: Why Couldn't Mozart Find His Piano Teacher? Answer: He was Haydn.
- 11/15/17, 12:39 PM
- Tom said...
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In keeping with the classical music theme -
Why do violists stand for long periods outside people's houses?
They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.
- 11/15/17, 5:06 PM
- Rodger the Real King of France said...
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I think it was this..
Mozart wrote a piece of music for Haydn to prove he cannot play it. He needed to use both hands and nose. What was the song names? Is there any song that requiere to use both hands and the nose?
HERE - 11/16/17, 7:23 AM
- Unknown said...
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What's the name of the book?
- 11/16/17, 12:07 PM
- Rodger the Real King of France said...
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Best Jokes of 1890
I think - 11/16/17, 3:01 PM