Monday, November 13, 2017

Paging Charles Martel





The punishment for riding on the same bike as a boy
  





School Assignment: Convert to Islam
... and other reasons to join your local crusade
“For the past 27 years, the ‘Glamour’ Women of the Year Awards has honored game changers, rule breakers, and trailblazers. This year’s class of extraordinary women is no exception. They came. They saw. They rocked our world. Meet the queens of 2017. Long may they reign.”

Glamour WTF?

SCROll OR FACE JIHAD
While Ms. Sarsour makes her way to the podium, we at Glamour, wanted to let our audience know just some of Linda’s other accomplishments:
  1. Linda  called on the Muslim community to wage ‘jihad”’ against U.S. President Donald Trump (hey, that sounds really fun, right ladies?) She called this ‘patriotism!’
  2. Letting everyone know that living under sharia law “sounds nice” (I know I can’t wait to be subjugated, how about all of you in the audience?)[wild applause]
  3. Waging war on FGM victim and human rights activist Ayaan Hirsi Ali, saying she wishes she could take Ayaan’s vagina away (maybe Linda would share one of those pretty pink vagina hats from the Women’s March with Ayaan after she takes Ayaan’s vagina away).
  4. Posing for a photo op with a Hamas operative (terrorists who target women and children are the best for selfies, aren’t they?)
(Vagina) hats off to Linda Sarsour!

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Regarding the Homework assignment about telling your parents you've converted to Islam

Big Fur Hat over at I Own The World
had a BRILLIANT suggestion to complete the assignment, write:
Dear Mom and Dad, CONVERT to islam or I WILL BEHEAD YOU!"

Sorta sums it up perfectly...don'tcha think?!?

Dan said...

Sarsour has one of the most punchable faces I've ever seen. I don't know exactly what it is, but some faces just look like they need punching.

Stu Tarlowe said...

Dan, the Germans have a word for that. It's backpfeifengesicht.

Personally, I think "a face in need of a fist" (actually it's "face that invites a slap") doesn't adequately describe my feelings about Ms. Linda Sarsour. I'm gonna fall back on variant of an old expression from the Pitch Biz: "There's nothing wrong with her face that a hand grenade wouldn't cure."

Anonymous said...

Charles Martel, où es-tu maintenant que nous avons besoin de toi à nouveau?

Alex Craimant

Stu Tarlowe said...

"Alex Craimant"! Sheesh! That's as funny as "Ann Hedonia & Sam Paku"!

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