Friday, November 10, 2017

So. Three Nuns ...

Three Italian nuns die when their bus wrecks and of course, they all go to heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter who says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be."

The first nun says, "I wanna' be a glamorous Sophia Loren."
And poof! She's gone.

The second says, "I wanna' to be a Gina Lollobrigida."
And poof! She too is gone.

The third nun says, "I wanna' to be just a like Sara Pipalini for six a months."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he ask,"I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that name."

"I said a Sara Pipalini," answers the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell. Who is this Sara Pipalini?"

The nun then hands a newspaper to St. Peter. saying, "I was a reading this a story when the bus, she wrecks."

St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says, "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."
Blame RON in OHIO


toadold said...

Why is it that the Catholics have the grossest nun jokes. From a 16 year old Catholic school girl decades ago:
During the Mexican Revolution the Catholic Church was being persecuted. One day a poor peon was transporting firewood on his old donkey. As they were passing a convent the donkey fell over and died. The donkey was sporting an enormous erection and the peon was embarrassed by this the sight and took his machete and wacked the erection off. It flew over the wall of the nunnery and when one of the nuns saw it she screamed, "Oh my God! They have killed Father Juan.
Rim Shot....I'll go hide in the corner now.

HMS Defiant said...

That was the joke my aunts and mother could never tell me. For years they would snicker about pipolini.

Dan said...

And I just saw the nuns&donkey joke referenced on another blog. K-8 in Catholic School, plus CCD for High School, and I've never heard that one. Thanks for completing the circle for me.

Anonymous said...

It was Virginia Pipelini, and many years ago...

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