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Saturday, January 13, 2018

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Global Warming Poop

Wait.
Why am I even acknowledging this story?

Friday’s CBS This Morning eagerly picked up on the defense of the climate change agenda, as co-host John Dickerson declared:

The Washington Post says that in a fast-warming world, the recent cold wave was “exceptionally weird.” Scientists say the recent crushing cold will become increasingly rare. They say that given how much the climate has warmed, the cold blast was 15 times less likely than it would have been a hundred years ago

Rodger the Real King of France 1/13/2018 07:48:00 PM 10 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

10 comments:

bob said...: A couple more years like this and it will be just like the 70's when a new ice age was coming.; 1/14/18, 6:34 AM
Anonymous said...: Sorry my liege for going off topic but, what the fuckity fuck is going on with Maryland? How can they allow the traitor "IT" Manning to run for Senate? I mean there are enough idiots and traitors already but, this blatant liar, thief and traitor belongs in the ground - not the Senate. Is it in the water? Are there more surprises we should watch out for? I fear for your safety if THIS is the best Maryland can do.

Bolivar; 1/14/18, 7:16 AM
Anonymous said...: If the BEZOS owned WP said the Earth was round , I wouldn't believe them.

poletax; 1/14/18, 10:04 AM
Anonymous White Male said...: "They say that given how much the climate has warmed, the cold blast was 15 times less likely than it would have been a hundred years ago"

15 times. That certainly is precise for the type of people that don't even know how many genders there are. I guess the negro women from Hidden Figures did the "precise" calculations for them.; 1/14/18, 10:08 AM
Drew458 said...: 15 times less likely than 100 years ago? Right, like that 19th Century event known as "eighteen hundred and froze to death", which came at the end of a 400 year long period of global cooling called the Little Ice Age. The LIA came on the heels of the medieval warming period, horrors, which brought Europe out of the Dark Ages into the Middle Ages, gave us the Vikings, and all sorts of stuff associated with warmer weather and better growing crops, like advances in technology, medicine, and literacy. Sadly, it also gave us islam and the plague.

Global Warming is good. Mostly.; 1/14/18, 10:59 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Bolivar ... “wtf wrong with Maryland?” Aside from being a liberal plantation run by corrupt politicians ?
Nothing new here.; 1/14/18, 12:45 PM
Jess said...: It's good that AGW is so popular. Without it, those so sure to prove the Darwin Principal would not be as prevalent, and many hours of reality television would be filled with silly family videos, instead of brain dead liberals crashing into trees.; 1/14/18, 6:35 PM
Anonymous said...: Don't ask me why you're bothering to mention this article, Rodger. At least you should refer to it as the religious issue that it is.

GrinfilledCelt; 1/15/18, 1:46 AM
Murphy(AZ) said...: "Scientists say the recent crushing cold will become increasingly rare. They say that given how much the climate has warmed, the cold blast was 15 times less likely than it would have been a hundred years ago."

Increasingly rare? WTF??? Did someone accidentally hit your stupid button? 15 times, Gracie? Not 14 or 16? Where were you last winter when Cali broke their drought with more snow than ANYONE had ever seen there since the Donner Party? Remember when the northeast got buried by storm after storm after freakin' storm off the Great Lakes? How about the assorted "snowmageddons," "polar expresses," and "artic expresses" that hammer the Midwest and south nearly every year?

How many times does the Weather Channel hang a name on winter storm after winter storm with the caveat that this next storm will be worse than the last one?

Want to know what to do about it? Toke up on some of that "medicinal herb," bundle up like your Mama taught you, and go out and PLAY IN THE SNOW! Some snow angels, a Rasta snowman, a wild snowball fight... live a little! When you're done, go inside and warm yourself with an adult beverage or two.

It will all be gone by April or May and you'll be bitching 'cause it's so d*mn hot!

Or come to Phoenix. It'll be 80 today, and we'll be glad to take your money.; 1/15/18, 8:39 AM
Anonymous said...: I crossed over the Rappahannock and the Potomac yesterday on a quick raid into enemy territory (Dem Peoples Rep of Maryland). They were iced, Rappahannock all the way across and Potomac, partially. I cannot remember the last time I've seen that.
But....I'm grateful for Gorebal Warming, else the ice floes would have toppled the bridges.
But wait - that might help stem the socialist invasion of Virginia from the north...hmmm a conundrum here.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick; 1/15/18, 10:01 AM

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