"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Friday, August 17, 2018
No Groaning Allowed
crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by
a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young
idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant
Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you
seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the
wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?
there you are. No wonder
you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since
1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she
proceeded to "relax" him.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and
said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget
much since 1955."
The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."