|While enjoying their
evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in very seductive voice,
Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse,
and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra,
and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her panties......and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen Fifty Thousand Dollars all crumpled up?"
He said, "No!," trying to contain his excitement.
She said, "Check the garage."
scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Monday, November 12, 2018
Rodger the Real King of France 11/12/2018 08:47:00 AM 3 Comments
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Posted by Rodger the Real King of France at 11/12/2018 08:47:00 AM
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- 11/12/18, 10:34 AM
- Murphy(AZ) said...
Fell. Off. The. Chair!
- 11/12/18, 1:03 PM
- Ralph Gizzip said...
As funny as that is I can't laugh. Spawn #2 did that last weekend to the family van.
- 11/15/18, 5:51 PM
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