Wednesday, March 20, 2019

“releases sperm from his testicles.”

According to the proposed legislation, H.B. 604, men in Georgia who are over the age of fifty-five would be required to notify the police whenever they ejaculate. Specifically, the bill would require them to “immediately report to the county sheriff or local law enforcement agency” whenever one of them “releases sperm from his testicles.”

Wait … what?

The bill in question was filed by Park Cannon of Atlanta and is co-sponsored by Dar’shun Kendrick of Lithonia, Sandra Scott of Rex, Renitta Shannon of Decatur and Donna McLeod of Lawrenceville.

All five lawmakers are Democrats.  



Dan said...

Well, looking at the five sponsors, and the proposed legislation, and the explanation thereof, I can see how Stacey Abrams obtained her vaunted position of Democrat leadership in our legislature.

Murphy(AZ) said...

I'm missing something here. What did men over 55 do to piss these snowflakes off this time? Is sperm from a 55 year old shooter somehow more toxic, or more explosively fertile, that it has to be banned?

Someone might want to remind these members of the party that claims to be oh, so, in favor of Civil Rights that their proposed legislation smacks of age discrimination and sex discrimination.

Ronbert said...

Reading the "NEWS" is like reading "ONION" and "BabylonBee". We now exist in a world of nonsense.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Well said Ronbert

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