Friday, September 17, 2010

D'OH

Houston, We Have D Winner!

Claire's rendering, of the New Donk LOGO Wins


Different Bombshell Legislation

Congressional Muslim Staffers Association
What could go wrong?
Al-Qaeda on Capitol Hill


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MUSLIM AMERICANS APPLYING FOR CONGRESSIONAL SUMMER INTERNSHIPS

The Application Process


Diashariah



Diashariah


Reprise?



Sometimes Change Stinks

Old Sea Story
 
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Boned Jello
There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad. The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.  The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!" The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear." He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz."


THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better.

”
Merrily

I hate this game




Tim W

Holmes: "Mo Money!"

“Most Ethical Congress Ever”
Boned Jello

“ A couple weeks ago, House Member Eleanor Holmes Norton made a fundraising call to a lobbyist. The lobbyist wasn’t available, so Holmes Norton left a voicemail.
”

Is it Green Reds? Or Red Greens?

Today's Mad Men Moment
"Screw Lucky Strike, I signed Greenpeace!"

Is it Green Reds? Or Red Greens?

If the goal of print advertising is to pant an indelible impression on the consumer's mind, and it is, then this is Clio Hall of Fame stuff. What were they thinking?

A wet-back Kenyan at that

What's that word?
Unctuous

“ "That's the new Kenyan, Larry. And Kenyan, of course, was code for nigger. But that's where they are. They can't say it out loud. But that's where this whole campaign is going to be." Bill Maher ”




Yeah, we hated Hillary because we can't stand powerful women; we hate Obama because he's a "nigger."
Start here Billy Boy. America's first Third World president.            

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Bolton!

Checking in with the Bolton Campaign
Boned Jello

Book Burners are Liars

Ms. Johnson's Adult Education Class
A true incident

Miss Johnson

The Facts:
“ When: September 7, 2010
Where: Palm Beach State College, Lake Worth, FL
  1. Christina Beattie had received prior permission from college administrator Olivia Ford-Morris to promote her organization - Young Americans for Freedom (YAF) - on campus during "club rush."
  2. On the day of club rush,  Ms. Ford-Morris approaced the group's table, and was visibly disturbed by the material presented --  published by the Heritage Foundation, and criticizing President Obama’s administration. She called the campus police to assure the group left campus.
  3. Ms. Ford-Morris denied giving permission to the organization to be a part of PBSC club rush.
  4. Christina Beattie asserted, “I was shocked and offended by her dishonesty. She outright denied giving me permission to table at Club Rush simply because she disagreed with my beliefs!
”
The Discussion

Ms. Johnson:
Okay class, somebody here is lying, and it's Ms. Ford-Morris! 
How is it we can make that assertion, with 100% certainty,  knowing only the facts presented?  Any one? Yes, Carl?


Carl: We know she's a lying bitch because she's a woman!

Ms. Johnson:  They're both women Carl.  Get over the divorce and move on with your  life.  Anyone else?  Stephanie?

Stephanie: I think we know she's the liar because only affected Liberals would sport a name like "Ms. Ford-Morris." And all liberals are liars, out of necessity.

Ms. Johnson: That's an interesting observation Stephanie, and would be proof-enough if we were willing to settle for 95%.   Anyone else?
 Oh geez.  Yes Johnny.


Dirty Johnny:  I need to take a piss!!"

Ms. Johnson: You know --  Johnny,  -- you do this all the time.  The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'  Now use it in a sentence so I'll know you understand this time, and you can go.

Dirty Johnny  Ummmm ...  You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten.

Ms. Johnson: Go!  And don't come back today!
The reason we know with certainty that  Olivia Ford-Morris is lying,  is she acted  only after learning that Ms. Beattie's group was conservative.  By her actions she  exposed herself as a liberal, since only they --  Stephanie,  you were real close here -  only liberals are in the habit of stifling free speech to protect their ideology.  People so engaged are base, and not to be trusted in any circumstance.  Take that to the bank.  Yes Bill?

Bill: Ms Johnson, aren't you Olivia Ford-Morris's lover?

Ms. Johnson:  Yes, and she'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. Stephanie, can you stay after class?



Book'em Danno; or throw him down a volacao

Federal Punk of the Week:
Obama's science czar John Holdren.

News Busters sister site CNSNews.com recently caught up with Obama's science czar John Holdren. When questioned about his comments on de-developing the United States Holdren had this to say:


How are you going to "de-develop" the U.S? "Through a market economy!"  Grrrr.

News Busters

Reason, Freedom, and Democracy in Islam

What? Maybe 12 pages?




1928 penny postcard

sent on a penny postard

Boned Jello
even more remarkable ...
.. .all this was available before FDR used the levers of Big Government to give everyone a square deal.  Wow.

Tim W

Boston public school kids mosqued


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BMW

Today's Mad Men Moment


BMW


Liberal People Molesters

California embiggens child molester
“ California is so broke it is being compared to Greece. But the Orange County Board of Supervisors gave away 4.3 million dollars to an illegal Mexican alien who is also a child molester. Why did the supervisors do it? Answer: “The lawyer made me do it!”
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  1. Fernando Ramirez, a 24-year-old illegal alien, being caught molesting a 6-year-old girl in a park. He was duly convicted and sent to the Orange County Central Jail.
  2. Inmates hate child molesters, and beat the crap out of him
  3. Lawyer claims Ramierez is brain damaged and the state is at fault.
  4. Orange County, in the largest settlement ever given to anyone in county custody, awarded : $3.75 million, plus $900,000 for medical expenses.

Bombs Away Lads

US TROOPS LAND at INCHON
Obamunists Flanked
States tell Obama to take a hike
Feds denied jurisdiction on environment, health and guns
But wait, there's more!

“ A federal judge said Tuesday he will likely dismiss only parts of a lawsuit by 20 states challenging the Obama administration's health care overhaul as unconstitutional, though he didn't specifically say what portions.
  • Plaintiff - "By imposing a mandate on inactive individuals they are eviscerating state sovereignty,"
  • Obamunist hack - If Vinson upholds the states' challenge, he would overturn decades of law enforcing the federal government's power to regulate interstate commerce, said Ian Heath Gershengorn, deputy assistant attorney general."This court is free to disagree with Congress' policy judgments but it is not free to overturn 75 years of Constitutional law," he said.
Gershengorn is referring to Roosevelt's cowed court overturning 150 years of Constitutional law, which was okay.
FDR's cancelled checks

Inscrutability

Protection from Shariah! Outrage?

D.C. Police Enforce Shariah Law
“ What happened in Washington, D.C., should remind us of the peaceful sit-ins of the 1960s. The courts found that the police action removing people from private businesses violated the Equal Protection Clause.

In a series of cases the lower federal courts and the Supreme Court reversed convictions of black and white civil protesters who were convicted under state criminal trespass or disturbing the peace laws when they sat in the “white-only” section of various lunch counters and restaurants and refused to move after having been ordered to do so by the agent of the establishment.


Specifically, an imam from the The Islamic Center called police to remove three women who were worshiping peacefully in the main prayer hall after he told them it was "men only,"  They complied.  Ronald Rotunda's argument in this Pajama's Media story, is that "There are precious little differences between the sit-in cases of the 1960s and the Muslim sit-in cases."  One, the courts ruled, violated the equal protection clause based on race; this one is based on gender.

All this (somehow?) leads me to ponder over this question about gay demonstrations, and church invasions by gay activists.
?
Boned Jello
 If gays are upset because the Catholic church won't sanctify homosexuality, where are the demonstrations, and  mosque invasions?  I mean, what the hell?  Shariah law demands their freaking execution!  Someone 'splain, please.