Mod Cloth for the Ladies ...

Heads-up PSA

“ ” Living as I do amongst a covey (murder?  pack?)  of hip, fashionable wimmin, I learn stuff through osmosis.  Like MOD CLOTH being the trendiest, best valued (half the price of Anthropologie)  ladies clothier on the web.  Working off the buzz created by Mad Men, they specialize in the 50's 60's look.  So men, for maybe the first time in your (our) lives, here's an opportunity to get your lady something that doesn't run on electricity.  I'm pretty sure you will be amply rewarded.  Ahem. (Shhhhh) You're welcome. Er—   Hey,  how about dem Bears!

Miss Euro?

Miss Euro?

Bush Did It ...

Reporter To Obama:  “Do You Take Any Personal Responsibility For Your Administration Creating Economic Conditions?”…

GUESS

Mickey Rats in Wisconsin ...

Mickey Rats

Adolf Hitler and Mickey Mouse signatures will be counted in the effort to recall Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker, so long as they are properly dated and bear a Wisconsin address. The Government Accountability Board reviewing the petitions unanimously approved a plan that would allow questionable names to be counted if they are signed within the circulation dates and have a proper address, Read more: They don't bother to pretend anymore.  Me neither.

A Coalbama Xmas

CHRISTMAS A Coalbama Xmas

Evil is as Evil does ...

While Obama is asking his minions to "identify" Republicans .... Federal Agents Demand Customer Lists From Mormon Food Storage Facility

“ You don't necessarily have to be certain, as I am, that the difference between Obama and a dictator is a proper opening,  to be leery of him.  His earlier request for the names of people talking against Obamacare?  Now,  this suggestion that Democrats have some fun with Republican friends by giving him your name?  His quote yesterday that "where Congress is not willing to act, we're going to go ahead and do it ourselves." And what the F are federal agents doing by demanding a list of individuals  who  have  purchased bulk food?  This government is no friend of Americans.  On the contrary, every  indication paints them as enemy.  Gird them loins baby!  Mormon story from thor ”

Lard ...

FOOD   I am not Jack Spratt ...

“ Not what you think One  result of the food nazi's constant harangue is 80-20 ground beef at today's market.  Lean ground beef does not a juicy burger make.  I'm not sure what the proper ratio of lean to fat ought to be, but here's what I do.  I save the drippings from broiled steak, burgers, pork and bacon in the freezer.  I actually started doing this to make my own bird suet.  On a whim one day, I threw some into the bowl of ground beef,  Dijon mustard, garlic, Worcestershire, onion and savories while I was making a sack of patties.  Nothing earth shaking, but the result is quite satisfactory.  You're welcome. By the by, both my grandpas both used lard to butter their bread when I was growing up.  Yup, used it like butter.  My mother was aghast, so naturally were we kids.  Then I tried it once.  I'm not saying anymore lest you think me a pusher.  Ahem.  The birds?  They get none anymore. ”

Roasting Barbara Boxer

Roasting Barbara Boxer Sen. Boxer: GOP bill will kill 8,100 Americans

“ Barbara Boxer, a moving testament to just how fricking stupid are the majority of Californians. ”

Pedo Law

Seemed like a good idea at the time ...

“ The lawyer for Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State football coach charged with more than 50 counts of sexually abusing 10 boys over a 15-year period, today threw out what he must've thought was a great retort. At a hearing for Sandusky, attorney Joe Amendola said that anyone who believes an assistant coach saw Sandusky raping a boy should call 1-800-REALITY. Deadspin.com did call the number. It's a gay phone sex service. "Hey guys, welcome to the hottest place for triple-X action," it says, according to Deadspin. "Get ready for bulging, bursting pleasure with horny gay, bi, and bi-curious studs. Just 99 cents per minute." Read more: ”   marc miller

Even My UNDERPANTS

HFS- Even My UNDERPANTS

Stab me in the Liver!!!

DRIVE #3
Unused for two years.

FUNWEB VIRUS II

TEXT

MFCKPMFC! VIRUS II

I decided to check for the "FUNWEB" virus on my portable BU/Drive.  JFC! Good thing. “ ”

I Love You T .....

TORA TORA TORA

MFCKPMFC! VIRUS

“ ” I came within a c-hair of wiping the disk and reinstalling.  Where did it come from?  I don't know.  I did an AVAST scan and it found something like 59 files of a FUN-something virus.  I deleted, but it was still there.  I ran Avast's start up scan (took an hour+.  Found a bunch of stuff and told me they were deleted.  No they were not.  Here's my question.  Since I have used AVAST for the past several years, how the hell did this stuff get in?  Anyway, eventually the virus took over AVAST, and even WIDOWS SAFE MODE!  I used my notebook and found this free deal.  You have to install it on a thumb drive because the virus won't let you access you disk (or the Internet).  It worked after three tries.  Then Windows had to reconstruct the Startup files, but here I am.  Let's not speak of this again.  Except, if I knew the identity of who is behind this I would h ... .  Truth be known, I think it was Obama. http://www.superantispyware.com/portablescanner.html

Touch screen biology ... .

SCIENCE  Diagnose yourself by spitting on your touchscreen Will new technology also get you pregnant— or give you a std?

“ Sure, you could collect a saliva sample and send it off to a lab for analysis, easy enough. But what if you could just spit on your screen, and then have your phone or tablet do all the lab work? Byoung Yeon Won and Hyun Gyu Park from Korea Advanced Institute for Science and Technology suggest that all you need to do is press a tiny droplet of the sample against a phone’s touchscreen, and then an app would figure out whether you have food poisoning, strep throat, or the flu, for example. New Scientist reports. ” I know what you're saying.  "But Rodge, will my partner be satisfied? " The answer is yes.  Yes she will.  Think about the benefits.  No theater tickets, no expensive dinners.  Hell, no shower or shaving necessary. Sure, the preggers and std thing are problematical; that's why I'm rushing into production with a touch screen condomYou're welcome.

Inspector Detector FLY maggots

Inspector Detector  FLY Maggots

Want a bigger size?  What's that?  You're not Inspector Columbo and need the answer key?

Happy Hippo ...

He's Big, He's Loud, He's In-Your-Face!

“ ”    cuzzin ricky

Hymn. Hymn .... F,,,

Obama: "I Would Put Our Legislative and Foreign Policy Accomplishments In Our First Two Years Against Any President -- With the Possible Exceptions Of.....

“ -- With the Possible Exceptions Of.....  Oh, I dunno, let's say .... . George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, James Monroe , John Quincy Adams , Andrew Jackson, Martin Van Buren, William Henry Harrison , John Tyler , James K. Polk , Zachary Taylor , Millard Fillmore , Franklin Pierce , James Buchanan , Abraham Lincoln ,  Andrew Johnson , Ulysses S. Grant , Rutherford B. Hayes , James A. Garfield , Chester Arthur, Grover Cleveland , Benjamin Harrison, Grover Cleveland , William McKinley , Theodore Roosevelt , William Howard Taft ,Woodrow Wilson , Warren G. Harding , Calvin Coolidge , Herbert Hoover , Franklin D. Roosevelt , Harry S Truman, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson , Richard Nixon , Gerald Ford , Ronald Reagan , George Bush , Bill Clinton , or George W. Bush ”

The Browns on Ice

BEAT MY CAPTION!                           The judges held their           collective breaths, hoping the           Browns would not take that            next step.                They did, It was messy. Win fame

That Snow Kiss ,,,

CHRISTMAS Get the Spirit and Forget F'n Obama for Awhile 12 days until Christmas