Thursday, September 15, 2011

The "Mr. Butters" Girl

The answer is ...
Audry Moore



Audry Moore is Mr. Butters


The question of course was "Who is the Mr Butters Girl?" (answered by Anonymous)


In case we haven't intruded on your life enough ... .

First Lady Calls Dibs on all French Fries ...
Evidently







She did it on porpoise

Awwwwww




On Porpoise

We've all seen this picture, but it turns out she did it on porpoise.On porpoise



Jummy and Friends

Teleported from the Alternative American Universe



Fake but Accurate Jummy Carter
When Jummy was in the Soviet navy.  Fake but accurate, and explains everything. 



Death by Mallard

Top Billing




Government Junkies

Government will track kid's weight
While Michigan's BMI tracking system will most likely become only an entry point for further discussion and intervention in cases of obesity, any pediatricians still believe it's worth the effort.



Government Junkie


That looks like my imaginary friend ..

Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that she is superior to the other.
Honore de Balzac




A friend




The we need is more gummint campaign





ISAF/insurgent Twitter fight

ISAF/insurgent Twitter fight




Ala awkbar (this one's a parody)

  Merrily

Poseuring

1000 Words



The poseur poseurs



Wednesday, September 14, 2011

I saw the devil

Snitch on a neighbor II



  "Forming the first line of defense against a barrage of misinformation won't be easy," Messina wrote in a fundraising email to campaign supporters. "Our success will depend on a team of researchers and writers to stay on the lookout for false claims about the President and his record, bring you the facts, and hold our opposition accountable."

The site features ominous red-white-and-black graphics and a form called "Report an attack." There's also a Facebook page, which we're told is a parody, but who can tell? The whole thing is both creepily paranoid and bumblingly buffoonish, as if produced by a chimera of Richard M. Nixon and Wile E. Coyote.  [Full]

I know what you're thinking.  Hey, that sumbitch did the same thing with his  "Snitch on Mommy and Daddy" Obamacare debacle! JFC!  Doesn't this guy ever learn?  And the answer is, yes he can learn; and already has.   Obama is so arrogantly and  single-mindedly focused on his subjugation of us to his will that failures are simply dismissed, and retried.  These are very evil people. But you know that.

UPDATE - See commnent #21.
I heard on the radio yesterday that a woman in Virginia has posted a question at this .gov site asking whether the site will be available in the original German unclemike


Colon Blow

When you have the photo, but not the story ...
punt.


Barry;s Colon Blow

 Los Angeles - On a tour of the city Wednesday,  President Obama  touted West Coast Colon Blow as the kind of small business that will benefit from his Jobs Bill. 




"Mr. Butters" girl

A Star is Born
Hit it Mr.Butters




Who's the hot nerd chick? She makes want to burn all of my Joan Cusack posters. I just hope she isn't as politically insane as JC. //


Near as I can tell the "Mr. Butters" girl is Nataly Dawn of  Pomplamoose.  Whoever she is, buy her stock.


Perks

Passenger: Was cuffed, searched over 'appearance'



Shoshana Hebshi said Tuesday that she endured nearly four hours in police custody that included being forced off an airplane in handcuffs, strip-searched and interrogated at Detroit's airport on the 10th anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks—all, she believes, because of her Middle Eastern appearance.
[...]
Hebshi said she didn't notice how many times the men went to the bathroom. "I wasn't keeping track," she said.  [Full]

Bathroom Police



Prognosis Negative

File: "Lassie was rabid so I had to shoot her"
GOP upset win in NY portends challenge for Obama


CDC Examines Democrat Underground Virus
CDC scientist examines mutant cancer cells from alternative universe


  • Something is terribly wrong. Either the republicans are cheating or we have completely lost the information war. Money is power and the media have been destroyed by it.

  • What's wrong is Obama is walking us into the fan blades again ....

  •  What was in Hebrew Press?

  •  I hope everyone here that wanted Weiner to step down is satisfied.

  • I don't think many people realize the consequences for their choices until it is too late.

  •  What the hell is wrong with people? How anyone can vote for the  Party of thieves and liars is beyond me.

  • read the yahoo comments. Truly some sad, deranged fools.

  • They're a bunch of paid trolls. Yahoo's comments section has been a stinking cesspool for years. I wish the sane people would just stop commenting there, and let the sociopaths drown in their own filth.

  • That explains a lot. No wonder so many fake accounts look obvious on there. Can't these people get a real job?

  • They were played like a cheap fiddle by a teabagger. That's what happens every time any religion is added to the mix.

  • If Americans are dumb enough to vote these people back into congress and the presidency. They deserve everything they get. High unemployment, low wages, no rights at work,

  • Beth Fouhy, the AP writer is obviously a FOX supporter.
Democrat Underground comments

Prognosis - Incurable at this stage


Barry's Boner?

Barry's Boner?
President Barack Obama needs House Speaker John Boehner’s help to muscle a jobs bill through Congress, but he’s betting that Boehner needs the win just as badly.



Barry's Boner?
Well, that's how it's always worked before .... 


Marine Times

Weeping Gyrene Marine Times





There once was a wetback named O

Poetry on Demand




Insta -Poem



  Inspiration

Machine Gun Preacher Jihad

Machine Gun Preacher Jihad

In "Machine Gun Preacher," Scottish actor Gerard Butler  plays  a true-life story of Sam Childers, a former drug-dealing criminal who undergoes an astonishing transformation and rescues orphans in Muslim-dominant Sudan.  After he  converts  to Christianity.  So we know what happens next right?  Jihad.

Hollywood star Gerard Butler increased his security team at the Toronto Film Festival over the weekend after receiving death threats. [...]

Butler was forced to hire more bodyguards when he took to the red carpet at the Canadian festival after reportedly receiving a string of threatening messages.

A source tells Scotland's Daily Record, "It is quite a controversial subject and some people are upset by the strong religious theme. We are treating this matter seriously."  [Full]


I'm guessing the Sudanese are upset that the Childers character does not have sex with the children, an abomination to some orthodox Muslims.  Or,  it could be as simple as Sudan leading the world in executing Christians for being Christian, and Childers lowered their batting average?    Here's the movie trailer.
 



Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Springtime For Democrats

Guest Lecture Series
Springtime For Hitler, Reprised


 
We’ve seen Solyndra, Inc. in the news.  The company was to produce green energy, and received hundreds of billions of dollars in US government funds.  Then they failed and went under.  They are not the first green “producer” to receive federal loans and then fail.  And then disappear, with money going who knows where.  This reminds me of the movie, later play, “The Producers”. 

Springtime For Obama

Max Bialystok, play producer, conned little old ladies of their money.  In fact, they were “oversubscribed”.  He then produced a lemon which closed the first night.  Bialystok kept the remaining money, and no investor asked for her share. 

The problem came when a bright accountant looked at the books, understood the scheme, and suggested doing the absolutely worst play ever.  “Springtime For Hitler” was impossible to make a success, and the oversubscribed donors were sure never to see their money back.  Unfortunately for the producers, it became an immediate smash hit, leading to discovery of the scam, and the next play they produced was in prison.

 Someone has looked carefully at “The Producers” and come up with the perfect scam.  They know the technology they are doling out funds for has absolutely no chance of success (and they know it).  “Springtime for Hitler” will never bight them in the butt.

Rodger, this is one of the many ways the Democrats have developed to loot the treasury.


Skoonj