Thursday, January 19, 2012

DEMS FEAR OCCUPY BLOWBACK

  OCCUPY   
“First there was the teaparty which was almost a subsidiary of the
Republican party; we don't have much of a connection with Occupy
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Ahem

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The Author of SOPA Is a Copyright Violator

       WHAT GUMMINT DOES
    
   
                   The Author of SOPA Is a Copyright Violator

 
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Bury your guns message

Tails of the Gun

Buried Treasure

 

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Okay, this isn't the video I'm wanting to tell you about, but it's close enough.  Two Sunday's ago I was watching some network show, on CBS I think,  when this (similar) commercial came on.  It talked about storing your china, silverware, etc,  in their underground safe, but the whole while the video shows a guy buring his stash of rifles,  guns, and rocket launchers (joke).  Here the  dialog was of  "intruders breaking into your home, searching for valuables ... ."  It was clear to me that this guy was burying guns as protection against gummint seizure.  I made a mental note to look the company up, but didn't write it down, so ... you know. Anyway, I think it's a remarkable social commentary on several levels.  That's all.

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Hey Mister ...



Before e-Harmony, Facebook and other social networking,
this is how they met new men, and we liked it that way.


 









Win a Free Holiday - Whoops



Win a Dream Holiday


 









Apple Terlet

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets
I shoulda invented that
Of Course. *smacks head*


 









Mama's Boy


Sigh
Mama's Boy

 








Boris died in the barracks that same night, after receiving a fatal wedgie from comrade comrades.


Hollywood Pisses on Teh One

HLLYWD
"We bought that weasel wetback. He owes us!"

 
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Even Euros Are Protesting (This one from Spain)

Internet sites on their SOPA-Strike may be conducting a blackout but Hollywood studios are conducting a boycott. I’ve learned that Hollywood studio chiefs individually and as a group are drawing a line in the sand on the piracy issue with the Obama re-election campaign and refusing to give any more donations.  The blowup came after President Obama on Saturday dashed moguls’ hopes that he would remain on the sidelines in the dispute over the U.S. House Of Representatives’ Stop Online Piracy Act and the U.S. Senate’s Protect IP Act. - Deadline Hollywood

When his Council on Jobs and Competitiveness proposed " many ideas that are considered to be conservative in nature, including several that have already passed in the Republican-controlled House as jobs bills," Obama demurred.  "Obviously This Year Is An Election Year," he reminded them.   Which is telling (as if we needed to be told); Obama the highly principled communist knows when to fold and when to hold.  Such is the level of popular resistance to the Hollywood and Democrat Senate's SOPA and PIPA acts,  that he was forced to fold on them.  

I'm giggling like a little girl.

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Just to annoy conservatives who continue to voice their displeasure about how Obama is just a Hollywood liberal and more of a star than an experienced politician, the city of Hollywood has decided to award President Barack Obama his own Hollywood Walk of Fame star.
    “We are very proud to honor our first ‘star’ President with a star among the stars of other celebrities. Our goal is to defend the honor of the Hollywood ‘star’ and not allow radicals to develop a negative connotation for the word,” said a representative for the city of Hollywood.  The Sarcasmist)




Sunny Side Up

GOD MORGON

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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Jesus is a hockey fan

The Culture

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Alisa Verner Ad



Alisa Verner Ad



 


Alisa Verner Ad





Green Cars and Scam - Dr. Sheesh


Obamunist tactic #5
 "Ridicule is man's most potent weapon. It is almost impossible to counteract ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage."

 

“ Obama has finally balanced the budget. The national debt is now the same size as the economy.


Q. How can you tell if Obama is lying?
A. His teleprompter is glowing.

Q. Why is Obama more popular in China than in America?
A. He created jobs over there.

Dr. Sheesh -Green Cars and Scam   "I do not like Barack Obam, I do not like his health care scam. I do not like that sneaky crook, or how he lies and cooks the books. I do not like it when he steals, I do not like his secret deals. I do not like that metro man, I do not like his 'YES WE CAN.' I do not like his spending spree, does he not know that nothing's free? I do not like his smug replies,  I do not like his constant lies. I do not like his kind of hope. I do not like it. Nope, nope, nope." Dr. Sheesh (anon)

Q. Why isn't TSA catching any terrorists?
A. They don't screen passengers on Air Force One.

If you voted for Obama in 2008, it proved you are not a racist. If you vote for Obama again in 2012, it will prove that you are one.


Q. What's the difference between Obama opponents and Obama supporters?
A. The first group works for a living while the second group votes for a living.


The Obama administration has decided to get rid of the old USDA food pyramid. It's being replaced with a food minaret.

Barack Obama has reportedly started holding a weekly séance in the Oval Office. 
So far, he has only managed to channel Jimmy Carter.


Q. Why does Obama always oppose Israel?
A. Because he's an alumnus of the other team.


Q: What would you get if you crossed a Jackass with Barack Obama?
A: Barack Obama.


Everybody knows that beer is better than Obama. Click Obama Beer to read the many reasons why.


For the funny side of ObamaCare, click here. You'll laugh yourself sick.


For more of these here jokes, click here.
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Abortionist says words



Abortionist-
If Obama loses the election, we will become divided into free states
(California, New York, etc), and slave states (e.g. Virginia).


 
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The founder and owner of one of the first and largest abortion clinics in the United States, Merle Hoffman, held a press conference Tuesday ...  She claimed that there will be “free states” and “slave states” if President Obama loses the 2012 election to any of the current Republican presidential candidates. [Full]


Is there a smarmier presence on the liberal left than Merle Hoffman©?  I've copyrighted her visage as my new poster girl—  Condescending Liberal,  and Lying Elitest Twat. 


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TRKOF&S Hosiery




getting hosed

 
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I've no idea who the other owners are.





Jack Boot Gummint

Police State Culture                      

Turn in your neighbor for cash
"Of small things ye shall know them"  - Victoria Reggie Kennedy

 

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The Mayor of Newark, New Jersey is making an offer he hopes city residents cannot refuse -- report your gun-owning neighbor, get $1,000.

In a video, Mayor Cory Booker holds ten $100 bills as he explains how the new program works. People just have to anonymously call a number to report someone with an illegal gun and they get the dough.


Here is the video:

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It's how democrats seem to be thinking that's truly worrisome.

For starters ...


Japanese Illusionist


Terrific Japanese Illusionist
Wants to be American President?
 







Cuzzin Ricky

Paris Hilton's Pink


            —   You, Bentley, are Berks
   
                                                  
 

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Forbes is reporting that the higher-ups at the Bentley car company are not particularly thrilled about Paris Hilton being photographed by paparazzi cruising around in a bright pink Bentley Continental GT.

My first thought was Bentley were worried that Miss Hilton might be photographed exiting her car without wearing knickers, as is her wont.

Nah. 

If that was it, well, why worry? Nary a soul would notice the car's make. No, it has to do with classé and déclassé.

WYSIWYGOne insider says the company appreciates the fact that "celebrities and influencers" buy the car for its excellence. But, he adds, "there's a certain element still buying it possibly for very different reasons: the follow-on crowd who just said, 'Well, so-and-so is driving the car, so I want one.'" To combat such brand-deflating associations, recent marketing overtures at Bentley have boosted cool folks like Carine Roitfeld, former editor of Vogue Paris; the polo player-model Nacho Figueras; and Peter Brant, an art connoisseur. Not a Hilton type among them.

Harrumph.  Has Paris Hilton driven the reasonably priced car on Top Gear yet?   I'd love to see Clarkson go one-on-one with her. Or, the other way.


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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Hubris

hu·bris  (hybrs) also hy·bris (h-)n. Overbearing pride or presumption; arrogance:

mon·ster hu·bris  (mnstr  (hybrs)n.  Overbearing pride or presumption; arrogance having structural defects or deformities; Newsweek Magazine


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        Monster Hubris
ter·mi·nal  syph·i·lit·ic  hu·bris

 (tûrm-nl)  (sf-ltk) (hybrs)n   Causing, ending in, or approaching death; fatal:  Overbearing pride or presumption; arrogance having structural defects or deformities caused by syphilitic liberal brain rot.   Vanity Fair



Should Vanity Fair Be a Spelling Vigilante?

Just as New York Times public editor Arthur S. Brisbane is concerned whether his newspaper is printing lies or the truth, we here at V.F. are looking for reader input on whether and when Vanity Fair should spell “words” correctly in the stories we publish.

One example: the word “maintenance” seems like it should only have one “a” in it. It should be “maintenence,” right? But it’s not. So is it our job as reporters and editors to spell it correctly?

Another example: who decides “Michele Bachmann” should be spelled with one “l” in “Michele” and two “n”s in “Bachmann”? I’ve never seen it spelled like that in any other circumstance, so should we print it just because that’s how she spells it? I don’t know.


Nice Holsters

Tails of the Gun

RAK can make you one just like it


 
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Nice Holster
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Ingenuity

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets

Hot Plate and Vibrating Window Stop

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Today on Gadgets and Gizmos we celebrate the ingenuity of people who find other uses for every day applainces (Roll-Over).  It's Why We Win!



WHY WE WIN


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