Above and Beyond

LindaSoG is a long time denizen of C&S, but she has just been promoted to the rank of Commando-General in the Barn Army, and awarded the Congenital Metal Hammer for bravery.  Without regard for her own sanity, Linda exposed herself to abuse by Blogspot.com with an e-mail meant to save the skin of someone very special to me.  That would be me. I called my friend Brad Pitt (who owes me big time for talking him out of leaving  Jennifer Aniston for Melissa Etheridge) and he agreed to make himself "available" to Linda.  This package may only be opened by her. Thank you Commando General SoG.