Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Click-Click
Okay, I'm going to exclusively tell you what happened.  Tice is fired from the NSA when a psychological test (administered after he came to work naked, and sang "I'm a little tea pot , short and  way stout.") shows he's "Postal." Mr. Tice (think 'D-Fens' Foster) decides to get even by working with America's deadliest enemy, and contacts the New York Times.  Reporter James Risen discovers he has a treasure trove of America's deepest secrets spilled out before him, and the cash register in his head starts Ka-chinging non-stop.  Risen publishes.  All out efforts to find the traitor get close to Tice, and he panics.  What can he do to save his sorry ass?  Simple, become a hero of the left.  He knows full well that the United States no longer has the will to execute traitors who align themselves with the leftist media, and he's right.  End of story.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The face of treason. I've got plenty of tar. If you have the feather pillows, we'll start the party. Don't worry, I have 50 yards of rope for the finally.

Jake said...

With Vargus saying millions, she must mean about 5 million Americans being monitored.

Let's do the math. Working three shifts a day, we would need 3 government employees for every person being monitored or 15 million employees.

That would make that monitoring agency 10 times larger than Wal-Mart who employs 1,500,000.

Anonymous said...

Tice & Risen need a sit down with the FBI, not Congress. There are enough grandstanding hate-Bush assholes in Congress that will happily divulge classified information under the cloak of the Constitution in order to get Bush.

I have drunk hundreds of beers over twenty plus years with an NSA guy who allegedly speaks Russian, has written Presidential briefs, but has not ever even told me where he worked, never mind what he did. That’s how it should be.

Lt. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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