Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Gregg wins a Starbucks Prize

This is soooooo Funny

Starbucks Contest: The Winner!

First, "Congratulations to Gregg Schlong, whose ‘Clash of the Titans’ story has been overwhelmingly selected by readers as the winner of the Starbucks contest. He’ll be getting a $500 gift certificate to Starbucks, with which he will be able to purchase as many large coffees as he desired. As as a commentor noted, his story of triumph is certain to be optioned into an uplifting Hollywood movie at nearly at time. (We’ll expect to be your date to the Golden Globes, Gregg.)"
1/24/2006 04:04:00 PM 7 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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Anonymous said...

OMFG, tell me you're Gregg Schlong!! Okay. Only if it's true. Hillarious!!! joyce

1/24/06, 4:18 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

half-me

1/24/06, 4:40 PM
Anonymous said...

The trouble with coffee bars:

There are two national chains -- Starbucks and Carribou.

Starbucks is very hippie-ish, and vaguely socialist in nature. Also, they like to require you to use psuedo-italian when ordering drinks.

Then there's Carribou... which is one of the so-called 'legitimate' enterprises of Al Qaeyda here in the US.

Terrorists or Communists... urk! I think I'll go with a third-party coffee (I found a half-decent one in Barnies... you'd have to cross state lines into Virginia to find it, I fear, Rodge -- the only one I know of is in the Dulles Town Center in Virginia -- but I could be wrong... their business cards list locations in Florida) when I want something specialty-coffee like, and all other times I'll just brew my own.

1/24/06, 5:51 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

I drink Maxwell House with French Vanilla pseudo cream. That was my son & ¼ heir.

1/24/06, 5:58 PM
Anonymous said...

Heard of Contra Cafe?

Dave

1/24/06, 6:00 PM
Jon said...

I'm sure this has been pointed out at some point.

http://www.foamy.arthemys.net/Foamy/Small_Medium_Large.html

1/25/06, 9:10 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

Jon ... I could barely understand it, but I still LMAO! Thank you. I forwarded it to Gregg.

1/25/06, 11:29 AM

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