Thursday, January 26, 2006

Making fun of Her Filthiness

Q&E(vasion)
Hillary Clinton was spending the morning at a Junior High school in Ithaca, New York to talk to the children about her job as a US Senator.

After her talk, she offered question time. One little boy puts up his hand,  and the Senator asks him what his name is.

 "Kenneth."

 "And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions:"

 First - Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
Second - Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

 And third - Whatever happened to all the stuff you and President Clinton took when you left the White House?"

 Just then the bell rang for recess.

Hillary Clinton informed the kids that they would continue after recess.

When they resumed, Hillary said, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time.

Who has a question?"

A different little boy raised his hand; the esteemed Senator from New York pointed him out and asked him what his name is.

"Larry."

 "And what is your question, Larry?"

 "I have five questions:

 First - Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?

 Second - Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

 Third - Whatever happened to all the stuff you and President Clinton took when you left the White House?

 Fourth - Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

 And fifth - What happened to Kenneth?"
H/T to Merrily

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

:D good'n cute one!!

#6. What really happened to Vince Foster? joyce

Anonymous said...

joyce, that joke is metaphor for not only Vince Foster, but for a lot of anomalies occurring during the Reign of Terror.

Lt. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

Gee, Dick, I never heard of a metaphor before. Thanks for the info! But if the entire joke is a metaphore, why are all the ohter questions so precisely attributed to actual facts?? yeah, I got the kenneth part. joyce

Anonymous said...

Sorry joyce, no offense meant. You're obviously very literate. Every time I contemplate the Clintons for more than a few seconds, I begin to boil. Your comment about Foster is just the tip of the iceberg and thinking that sent me over the top, wanting to scream about all the other stuff swept under the rug or into the grave.

Your comment was spare and sharp, whereas I wanted to bludgeon them. Carry on with your razor!

Lt. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

Actually, Dick, between the (corrupted) prominent press and the viciousness of Libs, I'm gaining a position on the "dumbing down of America" team. Why? Each time one of them opens their mouth, I leave the room, change the channel, or switch articles. So, no harm no foul, Dick. :-)

Anonymous said...

That's a good one.

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