Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Survivor Boobs, for not taking LuLu

No matter what, they're the boobs.
I hope this is SFW? Should be, I've seen worse on the Hitler Channel. It reminded me of something I was, until recently, sworn not to talk about. My daughter was close to being on the Survivor reality show that will air the end of this month (I think) . I say that because they selected her from an  Amazing Race video she submitted (same producers), and pushed her into Survivor because she wowed everyone. She got hugs around after her interview in New York, so when she was not selected it was a real letdown.  Lu Lu is sure she was replaced by someone with big boobs. I think the show's staff discovered that her father (they do background checks) was somewhat [ahem] out of the Hollywood mainstream, PC wise. We'll never know, but Lu Lu is certain she can spot her replacement, and I sure hope she does have big boobs so I don't blame myself anymore.  Shhhhhhhh.  Lu Lu doesn't know.

6 comments:

Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...

"Hey Dave, we got that BG check on that possible contestant. The rundown is, after sifting through her garbage, her bra isn't larger than a D, meaning we have a problem right off the bat. Of course, we do need a rolemodel for those girls who can't afford surgry [sic] just to make sure they don't sue. But we looked a little further, it turns out, her dad, Rodger Schultz, is one of those right wing whacko's. We found a website he hosts, the usual 'heartland' BS; Patriotism, supporting the troops-real ignornat [sic] things. He also refers to his wife, the poss. contestant's mother, as 'mother superior'. I'm not sure, but I think this has something to do with Christianity (You know, the Mother mary, or however that voodoo goes LOL!) Anyway, our PR guys say it's not going to happen. And just now, looking back in archives, he slammed Barbara Streisand. Can you believe that! The ignorance of those people. Anyway, me and Mike are on our way out to protest the Chimp, and we need to find a place where we can buy American Flags in bulk. Also, is butane preffered over that liquid kind of lighter? Hm...Call me and let me know alright? You know the number 207-Stp-Chmp (787-2467 lol).

By the way, the replacement is a girl from San Francisco, BG check says she was arrested once for drug possession, and setting fire to a federal building, but who doesn't love a rebel! Haha.

Mark."

Anonymous said...

"Daaa-aaaaaa-aaaaaaaaa-aaa-aaaaaa-aaaaaaaaa-d!!"

ah, the sounds of home...C

BlogDog said...

I guess she won't make it on "Fear Factor" then. They should just rename that show "Implants On Parade."

Anonymous said...

Should've said she was a lesbian.

In like flint.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Here TUA, you'll appreciate this
http://www.terpsboy.com/terpsboyarchives/002731.html

Anonymous said...

Heh.....ain't that the truth.


Cunt: I'm breaking up with you.

TUA: Why?

Cunt: Cause I like suddenly like men again.

TUA: Why?

Cunt: I want someone who can take care of me.

TUA: I take care of you.

Cunt: You don't make enough money.

TUA: I see. So I guess those vows you spoke wherein you said that you'd stand me for richer or for poorer were merely suggestive?

Cunt: That was a just committment ceremony. It's not like we were really married or anything.

TUA: Uh huh. I hope Jesus buys it.

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