Saturday, February 25, 2006

The Grizzly Man
The documentary film "Grizzly Man" may just as well been titled "Death of a True Believer."   Timothy Treadwell, the ''Grizzly Man,'' fits, exactly, Eric Hoffer's description of a person without success, a plan, or self respect who trades his life for an all consuming cause.  Treadwell  was an actor whose life fell apart after he came in second to Woody Harrelson for the part of the Cheers bartender.  One wonders how  that casting call must have been worded:
"Auditioning for role in popular television sitcom.  Must be be crazy eco loon."
Treadwell was a substance abuser who had no idea who he was. He told Hollywood friends he was an Aussie orphan, and affected a cheesy accent that sounded more like Bobby Kennedy than Crocodile Dundee. Treadwell is representative of  every one of the hapless souls who populate fringe groups like PeTA, Greenpeace, and the very dangerous eco-terrorist groups.  And yes, I love animals, I just don't want to marry one, or trade human life for them.
This is Treadwell with his girlfriend Amy, also eaten by the bear. Later Timmy admonishes her for getting into the camera shot because ''I'm supposed to be alone here.''
This is the bear that ate Timmy.  He wanted to be friends, but bear just didn't want to party. Still, Tim told the bear that he loved him.  Tim told every animal he loved them. I mean, really. He would get tearful over every injustice visited on any animal
Males will often kill a cub to make the mommy bear stop lactating, and want more sex.  Bad Bad Bad

''I love you little bear cub paw.''
'' '... he seemed not to understand that the world is full of predators. ''

''I love you Foxy-loxy''
This bear cub was eaten after a 2 month drought stopped the salmon run.  The strip on the right shows Timmy cursing Jesus, Allah, and '' that Hindu floaty thing'' for not making it rain hard enough.  Later we are treated to the sight of his tent collapsed on his head after a week long deluge. Treadwell credits his ''talk'' with God.
There are two groups of people interviewed in the film.  Eco-freaks, and real people who think Treadwell was an arrogant asshole who got what he deserved.   The Gaedes are the former, and self described ''ecologists.''
Here Marc Gaedes tells how they received ''thousands'' of letters like this :
''... a bear diet consists of liberal and and Dems, meaning democrats, and wacko environmentalists that think the spotted owl is the most important thing in the world.  We need to somehow drastically increase the number of bears in America, especially in such critical areas as the Berkeley campus ... ."

Mother Superior asked whether I had sent that letter.
Treadwell hates people, and it probably cost him his life.  He and Amy were at the airport,  scheduled to leave, when an airline clerk questioned his ticket.  Enraged, Treadwell  stomped out and returned to ''the bear maze,'' only to discover all his ''bear friends'' are in hibernation, and only a few surly mofo bears are left.  One eats him.

Treadwell curses Jesus, Allah, and ''that Hindu floaty thing.''






13 comments:

Anonymous said...

When I was trapped in that wheel chair last year (healing surgeries) I joined Netflix. Hey, I had all the time in the world. Since I like foreign films and documentaries, I rented this film.

I was unable to get past the boring intro stages and sent it back unwatched. However... Thank you for sharing w/us! Truly, I think I should try it again JUST to see this guy get eaten! :D

Also, I would recommend City of God and Supersize Me, the latter most have already seen. joyce

Anonymous said...

question...

how do we get Hillary Rodham to travel to Alaska to film some bears?

Anonymous said...

The film tried to make him look like some kind of naturalist with a specialty in Grizzlies. However, his entire footage prominently featured TIMMY in every frame. While he claimed to care about bears, he was more concerned with his face time.

He is on film claiming that he is the sole protector of the bears. Yet when he witnesses a group of men chucking rocks at a bear, Timmy continues to hide in the bushes cursing in a whisper so that the men can't hear him.

Still a fun film to watch, if only to hear a group of people start rooting, "Bear, bear, bear, bear!!!!!"

Rodger the Real King of France said...

I wanted to address that very thing, but ran out of fuel.. thanks. I liked the part where he points to a smiley face drawn on a rock and calls it a death threat.

Anonymous said...

> "he came in second to Woody Harrelson for the part"

I take it all back. I'd feed myself to a bear if it was me, too.

Anonymous said...

When I originally heard about his death, I must confess it struck me as somewhat ironic/humorous. However, I watched this recently at my wife's request, and now I feel nothing but pity for this man. He obviously had mental issues (not just his alcoholism) and his parents were totally incapable of relating to him. The people he associated with did nothing but enable him. I wish he could have come in contact with some help. Unfortunately, I bet there are lot of other people in the movement who also could use such help (his ex-girlfriend comes readily to mind. Very sad.

Also, what the FUCK was up with that coroner? I swear I am going to have nightmares about that creepy bastard.

Anonymous said...

I was wandering in and out of the room as The Mister was watching this... [later he claimed it was 'train wreck' syndrome -- the ya-know-ya-should-look-away-but-can't-thingy]

My first comment was "Is that guy ghay*?" Later, "why is he poking the bear while telling it he 'loves' it?" Later, I wandered back in and caught bits of his 'friends' and again, the question came up for me "Ghay*?" Later, still; I wandered through, caught one of Timmy's rants -- "that guy is sooo ghay" Then I saw a bit with the coroner -- screaming ghay* -- and just relishing every freaky gory detail. yikes. Brokeback Bear

It gives me the shivers to know I share the planet with fulk© like these. Let's tell 'em that there's lots of mistreated bears in Iran, m'kay?



*and not in that nice do-yer-hair and redecorate-the-livingroom kind of way but in that creepy, something-important-is-missing, don't-look-in-the-freezer and whyinhell-is-everyone-lisping kind of way.

Anonymous said...

...like chlorine for the gene pool. We all owe that bear a big thanks... Its a shame that the girl ended up just a mindless bimbo without the sense to tell the idiot to get lost. Personification of animals will always bring out the liberal lunacy in an idiot....

Firehand said...

The Discovery Channel has been making a big deal out of this mess, advertising it basically as "Heroic Ecologist Goes To Save Bears And Tell Us About It". I'm getting friggin' tired of this idiot being pushed as though he were truly something special, as opposed to the idiot he was.

No, I don't CARE that he had mental problems; these idiots are holding him up as though he's someone for kids to emulate.

Anonymous said...

Reality bites.

Anonymous said...

I feel for the bears.... one of them is going to associate an alaskan native with food and get shot to peices with 12 gauge slugs.

A fed bear is a dead bear.

Anonymous said...

Observers at the scene of the remains,were heartened to find the evidence of the bear's good sense when they noticed that the grizzly's had not eaten the head (brains?).....They didn't,you see,want to catch a case of the "dumb ass"....Like, you know,..getting "mad cow" disease.

Anonymous said...

Gullible. Definition of the people on this page. Those who pick up the Enquirer and believe every word of it. Sad bunch, you are.

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