|
A
woman wants to have surgery to have her vagina tightened and tucked for
her husband as an anniversary gift. She tells the surgeon that NOBODY must know
about the operation. It must be kept a secret! The surgeon agrees and
after the operation he stops by to visit the patient. She is furious and
yells, "I thought this operation was supposed to be a secret! THERE ARE THREE SETS
OF FLOWERS ON MY DRESSER!"
"Take it easy" the Doctor says. The first set
are from me and the second set are from the Anesthesiologist."
"Well, how
about the third set?" She asks.
The Doctor goes over and looks at the
card. "Ah! They are from the little kid in the burn ward thanking you for
the new ears."
|
|
