The Jimmy Carter tank at the National Pissatorium - Reuters
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In case you forgot, Jimmy Carter will even micro-manage
his own funeral. Somewhere in my stack of stuff I have the
instructions our worst ex-President detailed for his own
send-off. I really do forget whether he actually requested that
nobody use the phrase "worst President," or if I made that up at
the time. It doesn't matter. It'll be amusing to watch the
lefty media try to eulogize him without using the words. Now I
see that his kid
will run for the United States Senate. Will it ever
end? Please, isn't there an asteroid, or something, that
can give us peace?
As an aside, the director of the National Pissatorium (Founded 2003)
informs me that the Carter vat is nearly over subscribed. I hate
to build another one - I mean how much longer can it be utilized?
What the Hell, I'll authorize the expense. I don't want anyone to
be deprived the honor of pissing on his grave when that sad time
arrives.
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