| I've been take, take, taking from this country,
and I'm giving some back. Since there are evidently no adults left in
Washington D.C, when it comes to fiscal discipline, I'll do it
myself. In fact, I already did it. Below. Anybody who
argues with my budget is a terrorist. |
| AGENCY |
REQUESTED |
WHAT THEY DO |
ACTION |
WHAT THEY GET |
| Agriculture |
$21,238,000,000 |
Food Stamps, Forest Mgt, Blah-blah blah |
|
$47,000 |
| Commerce |
$ 9,403,000,000 |
Useless |
Eliminated |
$0 |
| Corp of Engineers |
$ 4,643,000,000 |
Dredge Harbors and stuff |
Half the $ goes to LA for projects never completed. No more Louisiana money. |
$ 2,321,500,000 |
| DOD |
$426,315,000,000 |
Protecting America |
|
$426,315,000,000 |
| DHS |
$ 33,284,000,000 |
Eliminated
|
$0 |
|
| Education |
$ 70,879,000,000 |
A play toy for social engineers |
80% of this taxpayer money is
used to support this useless boondoggle, the rest is
returned to the states - with mandated use. Do we really want the
Federal Gummint involved in this? Hell no. Eliminated - except for bounty hunter admin to hunt down people who perpetuate the myth that Head Start works.
|
$10,000,000 |
| ENERGY |
$ 23,070,000,000 |
COMPASSIONATE SOCIETY - WASTE MANAGEMENT |
Disposes of nuclear waste, and getting stuff for more bombs. Stays, but I'm adding $50,000 for a new position - Oil Drilling Director - who will allocate to oil companies the rights to start drilling ,and building new refineries all over the place. |
$ 13,070,000,050 |
| EPA |
$ 8,202,000,000 |
The real reason Nixon should have been impeached. |
Eliminated |
$0 |
| Health & Human Services |
$ 69,002,000,000 |
Social engineer play toy |
Renamed 'Health Dept'
Here's what stays:
|
$ 34,094,000,000 |
| HUD |
$ 40, 185,000,000 |
Subsidies |
I thought Reagan killed this? Eliminated
|
$0 |
| Interior |
$ 10,643,000,000 |
What a sinkhole |
Assigned to Oil Drilling Director (See Energy) |
$0 |
| DOJ |
$ 23,396,000,000 |
Various Mafia, Corrupt Politician, Commie Control, Prisons. |
What stays:
|
$ 12,872,000,000 |
| Labor |
$ 40, 586,000,000 |
One of their mission items is ''Finding willing workers for business.'' |
Eliminated |
$0 |
| NASA |
$ 15,744,000,000 |
Space stuff |
I'm adding 5 Billion to develop a space death ray to kill future enemies, and destroy French and Chinese satellites. |
$ 20,744,000,000 |
| National Science Foundation |
$ 5,666,000,000 |
"Preparing students for the workforce?" |
Eliminated |
$0 |
| Other Agencies |
I only include agencies that are staying $1,455,000
|
Home of Consumer Product Safety Commission, EEOC, and similar crap. |
What stays
|
$000,002,455,000 Proceeds from sales $200,000,000,000 Net
-$199,997,545,000 |
| SBA |
$1,105,000 |
Small Business Loans |
I almost eliminated, but don't want to be accused of being mean spirited. |
$ 1,105,000,000 |
| SSA |
$564,374,000,000 |
PONZI, INC |
It's impossible to eliminate this agency, but
beginning this year, anyone under the age of 30 will have 50% of their
FICA put into discretionary investment accounts. The administration of SSA will be given to Wal-Mart, for an annual fee, allowing a savings on administration costs of at least $9,181,000,000. |
$555,193,000,000 |
| State Dept |
$ 31,821,000,000 |
Loaded to the gills with crap like the Peace Corps. |
What Stays
|
$ 13,414,000,000 |
| Transportation |
$ 60,595,000,000 |
What utter crap |
Surviving as separate agencies
|
$ 14,159,000,000 |
| Treasury |
$ 59,091,000,000 |
The IRS is the first to go ... If Congress doesn't like the prospect of losing revenue, they can enact a flat tax. |
What Stays
Dumping the IRS saves nearly $12 Billion of the $39 Bil I'm cutting
from the budget. They can decide how to spend the rest. |
$ 30,000,000,000 |
| Veterans |
$ 46,173,000,000 |
Whatever |
$ 46,173,000,000 | |
| TOTAL REQUESTED |
$1,566,870,000,000 |
TOTAL APPROVED |
$1,105,971,277,000 |
|
| 30% SAVINGS |
$ 460,898,723,000 |
Damn HUD! They've called to get me to take a survey 3 nights this week during dinner.
Cut their damn budget and stop the f-ing calls.
I did more than cut the budget, I eliminated that worthless agency.
Brilliant Rodger, absolutely brilliant.
"Brilliant Rodger, absolutely brilliant."
I agree with that. And it reminds me, what time does the bar open? I could use a Guinness or two on this most special day.
McAnon
What time does the bar open? When did it close?
Corps of Engineers should fall under DoD and given back to the Army.
NET SAVINGS: $2,321,500,000
Re-write NASA's mission statement to "Develop death ray for French and Commie satelites"
NET SAVINGS: $5,000,000,000
Go on, be mean. Cut SBA
NET SAVINGS: $1,105,000,000
Give back all paid into SSA and cut program
NET SAVINGS: $555,193,000,000
ADDITIONAL SAVINGS ABOVE Herr Schlong's: $563,619,500,000
I'll be in my bar enjoying copious amounts of Dogfish Head 60-minute IPA this evening as that bar NEVER closes :-D
Excellant budget Rodger. Add a little pork to keep C&S humming.
SCHLONG FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!
MOVE OVER ARNOLD,WE WANT A REAL TERMINATOR FOR CALIFORNIA GOV., WE WANT SCHLONG!
I totaled the number. WTF, Rodger, when did you become a flaming liberal?
Treasury? What for? Boortz's Fair Tax solves pretty much everything.
SSA? Establish owned IRAs for everyone under 45. Over 45, sorry, it's too late to kill the Ponzi scheme for them. It stays till they're dead.
GSA? WTF? Local people can't take care of buildings? How many buildings does a little federal government need, anyway?
State Dept. needs 13 Mill? WTF for? Bombs are cheap, and they're in the DOD budget anyway. Put the money there where it'll do some good.
And all this time I thought you were a libertarian or conservative or something.
Damn liberals.
Good start Rog. but the bastards just passed a 2.8 Trillion budget for FY 2007 and you only accounted fot 1.57 Trillion. Where's the other 1.23 Trillion?
"A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money."
Senator Everett Dirksen
US politician (1896 - 1969)
Joe Wood
I didn't see one either, so maybe Bush's 2006 Budget eliminated them the old fashioned way. I linked the PDF file, so have at it. :D
If only.
Just to propose one or two of your cuts would be worth it to watch Teddy's head finally explode.
MM
I suppose it's a start.
I could simplify the process by just saying eliminate anything the federal government should never have had their dick-skinners into in the first place.
