Blame the parents

Whence Allergies

This morning on Fox and Friends Dr. Manny had an interesting thing about allergies.  For instance, kids exposed to dogs or cats at an early age (1 - 6) are 40% less likely to develop allergies. This was the most interesting one.  More and more people now have penis allergies (OMG) and it seems it has to do with women rubbing penis based creams on them (yes, I was shocked too that bukake is now so openly discussed) during pregnancy, and the fetus doesn't know how to handle this, which is odd when you think about it, and that's why they suddenly develop  a life threatening response when even touched by a penis.  I'm thinking now that Sharon Sheeler may have suffered from this when she yelled, "you make me sick," when I asked her out once. I think it may also explain why lesbiani- Mother Superior just told me it was "peanuts," not "penis."  Never mind.