Gretchen the Info Babe

In FNC's quest to corner the market on pert blonde info babes - to fill in for E.D. Hill - it stands to reason mistakes will be made.  Like today.  This is Gretchen somebody (a refuge from the weekend Fox & Friends with the godawful Julian Phillips).  It must be that Gretchen was on the path leading to the Today Show, when Rupert Murdoch jumped out and bagged her, because she displays the wit, wisdom, and thought processes heretofore found only in Katie Couric. I watched F&F for no longer than 5 minutes this morning, but managed to collect these nincompooperies. It seems Scotland is concerned that school kids are too rowdy on the playground, and suffering too many injuries playing games like soccer and dodge ball, so they are hiring "playground tutors" to teach the joy of hopscotch and skipping.  I am not making this up.  Gretchen:  "I don't care.  One in five Scottish kids is overweight, so let them be encouraged to skip, and hop." Kilmeade:  Then let those fat kids play soccer! It seems Donald Trump and his wife Miasma, or whatever, just had a baby boy. Gretchen:  Well, this is not a great thing. Doocy: Why? Gretchen:  When he was on the show before he said he would not change diapers. Doocy: He's a billionaire, let the butler do it. Gretchen: It's not about that.  This is 2006, and today's father should want to experience every aspect of raising a child. Here's what we know.  Gretchen's mom never missed Phil Donahue while she was growing up. Get rid of her before the infection spreads. (I wonder if Phillips is banging her?)