One of my secret operatives just sent this secret plan of what would happen when Al Gore became President. |
scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Al Gore Plan #9
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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"Pan-Ukraine
Map of the Ukraine Empre"
I don't have my Russian dictionary with me so I can't translate the legend (Slovakian somethingorother "ovoshnachenkshaya") I'm guessing "influence?"
Only in bizarro world would it be this way. Pure fantasy. No way. No how. Never.
**Did somebody say "Caption Contest?" **
I'd say it's more accurate as a chart of what... International Ranking of Bad Haircuts? Number of Appendectomies Per Year? Percentage of Pasty-white Complexions? (in which case I'd think Canada would be more impressive) Packs of Smokes Consumed per Day?
OTOH, Isn't Italy cute? Like a little baby boot. I could just pinch it. - 4/4/06, 8:25 PM