Friday, April 21, 2006

Ideas for immigration laws. Here they are:


1. Only professionals or investors can immigrate to the country. No unskilled laborers will be allowed in. Investors must be able to invest at least 40,000 times the daily average wage. If they can't, they are not allowed in.

2. Immigrants may purchase property, but locations and availability will be limited. Ocean front property cannot be purchased by immigrants. It is exclusively for citizens born in this country.

3. Immigrants cannot vote nor can they be elected to any public office.

4. Immigrants cannot collect any type of government assistance.

5. Immigrants cannot protest the countries government, policies or president.

6. Immigrants cannot display a flag of a foreign country.

7. Immigrants who have illegally entered the country will be found and imprisoned.

Well, these are currently part of the Immigration Laws of, you guessed it,

 

MEXICO!!!

Received via e-mail, and I don't know if any of it is true - nothing on Snopes..  My guess is that it's substantially on the level..

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I thought I heard that on Rush. I've got 24/7, but so do you. Have ya checked it there?

(BTW...OMG, I can breath today. Thank you big drug co's for making great meds!!! And to think those evil Dem's always want to punsih them. BAD Dimocrats) Whoopeee! Juice

Anonymous said...

Yep. Found it:

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/eibessential/immigration/morning_update.member.html Juice

Anonymous said...

Rodger, you really should read Fred Reed's take on this... he lives in Mehico now. His stuff is at http://www.fredoneverything.net/

wmprof

btw, Fred is definitely curmudgeonly!

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